Mariachi from the land of the
With his cyprinth and his curls
He drives crazy all the girls
When he sings this rock and roll
You eat nothing but a hot dog
With mustard all the time
You eat nothing but a hot dog
With mustard all the time
You ain't never ate a taco and
you ain't no amigo of mine.
When you said you liked chili,
When you said you liked chili,
well that was just a line.
You ain't never had no chili and
you ain't no amigo of mine.
Once he used to sing the folk song
Now when he plays the guitarra,
Guadalajara, all he sings is rock and roll.
You know I can be found lying all alone.
If it is fiesta time, then please don't telephone,
don't be cruel, don't wake me up until two.
I can't stand getting up until this fiesta's over,
Perez, now he have a lot of letters
in the change to rock and roll.
He has bought him seven burros,
one for each day of the week.
Every one a different color,
they are low and long and sleek.
And this is the way he sing.
Dent my fender, tear my seat, on my
Take my hobcaps if you want,
Wreck my hood and wreck my
top, do any of these things
Do whatever else you want
But please don't wreck my scene
Maria, are selling like hot tortillas