Dump the Guy ASAP chords by Lisa LeBlanc

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Intro 1

Verse 1
G 
I  (G major) won't say it to your face
D 
So I'll write a song about  (D major) it
G 
I  (G major) won't say it to your face
D 
So I'll write a song about  (D major) it
G 
 (G major) I

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Verse 2

love you like a sister

I love you like a sister

I mean, come on

We've been friends this long

I love you like a sister

So I watch you like a hawk

Sorry, but I just can't help it

Verse 3
G 
So when  (G major) you talk about him
D 
And tell me the things that he tell (D major) s you
And the stuff he pulls off
G 
The red  (G major) flags are a-poppin'
The The alarms are a-ringin'
D 
G 
I I can (D major) 't say I'm his number one  (G major) fan

Verse 4
G 
You  (G major) call me to rant and it's totally fine
D 
We've both  (D major) seen each other's ugly cry
G 
It's none  (G major) of my business,
but it kinda is
D 
'Cause you talk  (D major) to me
G 
about it all the  (G major) time

Verse 5

And I understand that you love

him and I respect that

But I kinda want to punch

him in the balls

Verse 6

Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just

dump the guy ASAP?

Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just

dump the guy AS AP?

Verse 7
G 
We'll  (G major) throw a big party
D 
I'll buy the balloons and the booze  (D major) 
G 
There'll be a  (G major) buffet of Kleenex
D 
We'll be ready for the grand ol' cry  (D major) fest
G 
oh, ice  (G major) cream, Nutella, and chips
D 
You name it, I got  (D major) it

Verse 8

But until that day comes

I'll listen and wait patiently

And tell myself

Verse 9
D 
G 
D 
 (D major) Wouldn't  (G major) it be lovely  (D major) if you'd just
G 
D 
 (G major) dump the guy ASAP?  (D major) 
G 
Em 
 (G major) Wouldn't it be lovely  (E minor) if  you'd
G 
D 
 (G major) just dump the guy AS (D major) AP?
G 
Em 
G 
 (G major) Wouldn't it be lovely  (E minor) if  you'd  (G major) just
D 
dump the guy  (D major) ASAP?
G 
Whoa-oh, wouldn't  (G major) wouldn't it be lovely if you'd
D 
just dump the guy AS (D major) AP?
G 
Whoa-oh, wouldn't  (G major) wouldn't it be lovely
D 
if you'd just dump the guy AS (D major) AP?
G 
D 
G 
 (G major) Whoa-o (D major) h, wouldn't  (G major) wouldn't it be lovely
D 
if you'd just dump the guy AS (D major) AP?
G 
ASAP  (G major) 