Dump the Guy ASAP chords by Lisa LeBlanc

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Intro 1

Verse 1
G 
I won't say it to your face
D 
So I'll write a song about it
G 
I won't say it to your face
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So I'll write a song about it
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Verse 2

love you like a sister

I love you like a sister

I mean, come on

We've been friends this long

I love you like a sister

So I watch you like a hawk

Sorry, but I just can't help it

Verse 3
G 
So when you talk about him
D 
And tell me the things that he tells you
And the stuff he pulls off
G 
The red flags are a-poppin'
The The alarms are a-ringin'
D 
G 
I I can't say I'm his number one fan

Verse 4
G 
You call me to rant and it's totally fine
D 
We've both seen each other's ugly cry
G 
It's none of my business,
but it kinda is
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'Cause you talk to me
G 
about it all the time

Verse 5

And I understand that you love

him and I respect that

But I kinda want to punch

him in the balls

Verse 6

Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just

dump the guy ASAP?

Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just

dump the guy AS AP?

Verse 7
G 
We'll throw a big party
D 
I'll buy the balloons and the booze
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There'll be a buffet of Kleenex
D 
We'll be ready for the grand ol' cry fest
G 
oh, ice cream, Nutella, and chips
D 
You name it, I got it

Verse 8

But until that day comes

I'll listen and wait patiently

And tell myself

Verse 9
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Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just
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D 
dump the guy ASAP?
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Em 
Wouldn't it be lovely if  you'd
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D 
just dump the guy ASAP?
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Em 
G 
Wouldn't it be lovely if  you'd just
D 
dump the guy ASAP?
G 
Whoa-oh, wouldn't wouldn't it be lovely if you'd
D 
just dump the guy ASAP?
G 
Whoa-oh, wouldn't wouldn't it be lovely
D 
if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
G 
D 
G 
Whoa-oh, wouldn't wouldn't it be lovely
D 
if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
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ASAP