Dreamin' big time I was dream
was dreamin' really big time
I had a dream I hit the ten million
dollar number I just couldn't believe
glory hallelujah, nearer my
to see if my eye was lying
So I'll take the number one more time
over that ten million dollar
My mouth got dry, I broke out in a sweat
I hollered so loud that I scared
I was dreamin' really big time
I thought I had plenty money in the bank
So I called my boss on the telephone
And I said something before I could think
Moron, find yourself another peon
I will not be your flunky anymore
Will be the last time you see my hide
Then I laughed and hung up the telephone
At that moment, I began to realize
That it was all just a dream
So I called my boss back on the telephone
I said, listen, sir, I know you're looking for
a reasonable explanation for that irrational
outburst a few moments ago,
which I do have one for you
But would you believe someone
put something in my food?
And all of these years that I've worked for you have
been the most wonderful years of my life
And you're such a nice person indeed,
It is so big of you to accept that
little joke in such good taste
And before I come in, I would
like to tell you one more thing
Man, the dreams seem so real
I really thought I was rich
Let me get ready to go out and join
You know, another day, another dollar
But you know it can't happen, you know