He had what you might call
of the local railway station
With no romance in his life,
sometimes he wished he had a wife
He read the matrimonial advertising pages
But they had nothing to say,
at least not until the day
On something special he read
If you dream of the girl for you
If you are dreaming of some other life,
Then go and ask others if you can do it,
For the price of one year
So if you think that's impossible,
go and ask others if you can do it,
He called the number and a voice said,
and it sounded quite exciting.
He was amazed at his luck,
The purest streak of gold, it's luck.
it sounded rather thrilling.
I think a meeting could be
Why don't we meet for a chat,
The three of us in my flat.
I can't forget what I read
If you dream of a girl for you
We're the answer if you feel blue
If you dream of a girl for you
And call us again to give him
all the prize of what he gave me
The an swers I have found will please me
So call us again to give him
He said, I'm sure we must be