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don't feed the trolls easy guitar chords by 
Jonathan Coulton
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Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Lucy went to heaven
But she still felt like hell
G
So she only gave it two stars
Worst place ever
D
She's the kind of
Verse 2
person
Anyway she tries
Always disappointed
So she never feels surprised
G
When she is always disappointed
Verse 3
G
She holds my hand
Like I'm a barbed wire fence
Dance like they're watching you
D
'Cause they are watching you
Verse 4
A
And when the bright lights find you
G
D
A
D
Don't let your heart get lazy
A
Keep all the worst behind you
Bm
A
That stuff will make you crazy
Verse 5
G
Don't read the comments and
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don't feed the trolls
G
Don't read the comments and
A
don't feed the trolls
D
Verse 6
D
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
If you disconnect me
I think that would be fine
G
Because all I can hear is talking
So much talking
D
Appreciate the outrage
Verse 7
I did the best I could
I thought about your think piece
I don't think it's any good
Bm
D
G
And anyway, I didn't read it
Verse 8
G
Who writes this stuff?
'Cause it makes no sense
I just checked my privilege
A
D
And it looks fine to me
Verse 9
A
And when the bright lights find you
G
They're gonna shine
D
right through you
A
Keep all the worst behind you
Bm
D
Don't let the words get to you
Verse 10
G
Don't read the comments and
A
don't feed the trolls
G
Don't read the comments and
A
don't feed the trolls
Verse 11
D
The flies are in the meadow
A
The bees are in the park
D
Girls and boys are kissing
As we stumble in the dark
G
And we don't have a lot of time left
Verse 12
G
You clutch your chest,
Bm
you fake a heart attack
G
D
A
Laugh it up, nothing looks good on me
G
Somebody called,
A
they want their something back
G
I'm not a piece of meat,
A
D
I guess I'd like to be
Verse 13
A
And when the bright lights find you
G
D
Bro, come on, bro, don't tase me
A
Keep all the worst behind you
Bm
A
That stuff will make you crazy
Verse 14
G
Don't read the comments and
A
don't feed the trolls
G
Don't read the comments and
A
don't feed the trolls
G
Don't read the comments and
A
don't feed the trolls
G
Don't read the comments
A
G
and don't feed the trolls
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