don't feed the trolls chords by
Jonathan Coulton

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Lucy went to heaven
But she still felt like hell
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So she only gave it two stars
Worst place ever
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She's the kind of

Verse 2
person
Anyway she tries
Always disappointed
So she never feels surprised
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When she is always disappointed

Verse 3

She holds my hand

Like I'm a barbed wire fence

Dance like they're watching you

'Cause they are watching you

Verse 4

And when the bright lights find you

Don't let your heart get lazy

Keep all the worst behind you

That stuff will make you crazy

Verse 5
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Don't read the comments and
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don't feed the trolls
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Don't read the comments and
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don't feed the trolls
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Verse 6
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Hello operator
Please give me number nine
If you disconnect me
I think that would be fine
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Because all I can hear is talking
So much talking
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Appreciate the outrage

Verse 7
I did the best I could
I thought about your think piece
I don't think it's any good
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And anyway, I didn't read it

Verse 8

Who writes this stuff?

'Cause it makes no sense

I just checked my privilege

And it looks fine to me

Verse 9
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And when the bright lights find you
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They're gonna shine
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right through you
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Keep all the worst behind you
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D D 
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Don't let the words get to you

Verse 10

Don't read the comments and

don't feed the trolls

Don't read the comments and

don't feed the trolls

Verse 11
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The flies are in the meadow
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The bees are in the park
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Girls and boys are kissing
As we stumble in the dark
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And we don't have a lot of time left

Verse 12
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You clutch your chest,
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you fake a heart attack
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Laugh it up, nothing looks good on me
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Somebody called,
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they want their something back
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I'm not a piece of meat,
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I guess I'd like to be

Verse 13

And when the bright lights find you

Bro, come on, bro, don't tase me

Keep all the worst behind you

That stuff will make you crazy

Verse 14
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Don't read the comments and
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don't feed the trolls
G G 
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Don't read the comments and
A A 
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don't feed the trolls
G G 
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Don't read the comments and
A A 
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don't feed the trolls
G G 
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Don't read the comments
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G G 
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and don't feed the trolls

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