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don't feed the trolls chords by
Jonathan Coulton
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Key: D major•
Intro 1
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Verse 1

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D

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Lucy had a steamboat

The steamboat had a bell

Lucy went to heaven

But she still felt like hell
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So she only gave it two stars

Worst place ever
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D

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She's the kind of
Verse 2

person

Anyway she tries

Always disappointed

So she never feels surprised
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G

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When she is always disappointed
Verse 3
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G

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She holds my hand

Like I'm a barbed wire fence

Dance like they're watching you
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'Cause they are watching you
Verse 4
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And when the bright lights find you
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Don't let your heart get lazy
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A

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Keep all the worst behind you
Bm
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2

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That stuff will make you crazy
Verse 5
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G

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Don't read the comments and
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A

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don't feed the trolls
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G

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Don't read the comments and
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A

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don't feed the trolls
D
D

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Verse 6
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D

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Hello operator

Please give me number nine

If you disconnect me

I think that would be fine
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G

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Because all I can hear is talking

So much talking
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Appreciate the outrage
Verse 7


I did the best I could

I thought about your think piece

I don't think it's any good
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Bm
2

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And anyway, I didn't read it
Verse 8
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Who writes this stuff?

'Cause it makes no sense

I just checked my privilege
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And it looks fine to me
Verse 9
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And when the bright lights find you
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They're gonna shine
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right through you
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Keep all the worst behind you
Bm
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Don't let the words get to you
Verse 10
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Don't read the comments and
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A

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don't feed the trolls
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Don't read the comments and
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A

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don't feed the trolls
Verse 11
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The flies are in the meadow
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The bees are in the park
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Girls and boys are kissing

As we stumble in the dark
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And we don't have a lot of time left
Verse 12
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You clutch your chest,
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2

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you fake a heart attack
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A

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Laugh it up, nothing looks good on me
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Somebody called,
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A

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they want their something back
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I'm not a piece of meat,
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A

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I guess I'd like to be
Verse 13
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A

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And when the bright lights find you
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Bro, come on, bro, don't tase me
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Keep all the worst behind you
Bm
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A

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That stuff will make you crazy
Verse 14
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Don't read the comments and
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don't feed the trolls
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Don't read the comments and
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don't feed the trolls
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Don't read the comments and
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don't feed the trolls
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Don't read the comments
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and don't feed the trolls

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An acoustic guitar head with tuning pegs

Tuning:Standard Open Tuner
Chords

  • D

  • G

  • A

  • Bm

    2

Capo: 0

Transpose: 0

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Frequently asked questions

The original key of don't feed the trolls by Jonathan Coulton is D major.

The primary chords used in don't feed the trolls are D, G, A, Bm.

No capo is required for this song.

Yes, this version uses open chords like D, G, A, Bm, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of don't feed the trolls is approximately 120 beats per minute.

You can easily change the key of don't feed the trolls using our Transpose button located in the toolbar. This will automatically update all chord diagrams on the page to match your new key.

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