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Do The Brown Nose easy guitar chords by The Dead Milkmen
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 2
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
D
A
Em
G
Bm
D
A
Em
G
Bm
Intro 1
D
A
D
Em
G
Verse 1
D
Good evening ladies
A
and gentlemen
D
A
And welcome to P.J.'s Astrologic
D
Em
al Love Lounge
G
We are Lester Shy and
the Shyphonics
D
A
My name is Lester Shy and
D
these fine gentlemen all around me
A
Em
Well they're the Shyphonics
G
And we hail proudly from Fargo,
D
North Dakota
A
D
A
Now, way down south in Fargo,
Em
whenever we needs a little somethin' extra
G
We like to do a little thing
we call the brown nose
D
A
And we'd like all you fine ladies
D
and gentlemen here tonight
A
To help us out in doin' the brown
Em
nose
G
So remember: when I shout "What
you gonna do?"
D
A
You're gonna shouts back "Gonna
D
A
brown nose. Gonna brown nose"
Em
Think you can handle
that? (crowd: ya!)
G
I'm pretty sure you can; let's
give it a try
D
A
D
A
D
A
Verse 2
Em
G
What you gonna do?
(Gonna brown nose. Gonna
D
A
brown nose)
D
A
Oh, ladies and gentlemen,
Em
you should all be round up and shot
That was terrible
G
(crowd: moans)
D
What you gonna do?
A
D
(Gonna brown nose. Gonna
A
Em
brown nose)
G
Yes! Yes! That's so much better
D
A
You have my permission to go out and reproduce
(crowd: light cheering)
D
A
You're lovely human beings
Em
So now we're gonna do a little
brown nosin' for ya
G
Are you excited?
D
(crowd: cheering)
A
Are you ready?
D
A
Em
G
Okay then, here we go!
Verse 3
D
When you want that job,
G
I say now what you gonna do?
(Gonna brown nose. Gonna
D
brown nose)
There's rich uncle Bob,
G
I say now what you gonna do?
D
(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)
You get stopped by the man,
G
I say now what you gonna do?
(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)
D
Record company wants to sign your band,
G
I say now what you gonna do?
(Gonna brown nose. Gonna
D
A
brown nose)
Verse 4
Em
G
D
Mercy!
Em
Jump back and kiss myself
D
G
300times
D
A
G
Verse 5
A
G
D
Alright!
A
D
Now I know many of you fine
A
ladies and gentlemen
Em
Have begun to ask yourself
G
Ooh, but Lester Shy and the
Shyphonics
D
How do we do this wild new
A
thing you call the brown nose?
D
A
Well take a second,
Em
prepare yourself mentally and physically
G
We'll show you how to brown nose
Verse 6
A
D
Bend your (bend yo') knees
G
(ooh LaLaLa...)
D
Now move your head like this
Bm
(ooh LaLaLa...)
D
G
Pucker dem lips (ooh LaLaLa...)
A
Give dat butt a kiss (ooh...)
Verse 7
Kiss my
D
Askin' for some green,
G
I say now what you gonna do?
(Gonna brown nose. Gonna
D
brown nose)
Boss is really mean,
G
I say now what you gonna do?
(Gonna brown nose. Gonna
D
brown nose)
Wanna impress your a' girlfriend's father,
G
I say what you gonna do?
(Gonna brown nose.
D
Gonna brown nose)
Owe some money a' to your brother,
G
I say what you gonna do?
(Gonna brown nose. Gonna
D
A
G
brown nose)
Verse 8
D
Em
D
Em
G
You! Yes you! Here's a dime; run out and call the
A
G
D
A
D
A
Em
G
D
A
D
A
D
Em
G
PMRC (Ok)
Interlude 1
Gonna brown nose!
D
G
D
Verse 9
G
I wanna see every last one of you
D
G
D
G
brown nosin'
Interlude 2
Even you tuna lips
G
D
G
D
Em
Alright! If
Verse 10
you can dig it
G
D
I wanna hear you shout
Em
A
ErlenmeyerFlask
D
G
(Erlenmeyer Flask)
D
Em
D
G
Verse 11
D
A
Alright,
D
A
I know you loved it the first time
You gonna love it even more
Em
the second time
G
As once more, we prepare to get down
D
A
D
And do some serious big-
A
Em
G
time brown nosin'
Verse 12
A
D
Bend your (bend yo') knees
G
(ooh LaLaLa...)
D
Move your head like this
Bm
(ooh LaLaLa...)
D
G
Pucker dem lips (ooh LaLaLa...)
A
Give dat butt a kiss (ooh...)
Outro 1
Kiss my (YA!)
D
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