Diet gum

Diet gum easy guitar chords by John Grant

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 4

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  • Intro 1



    Verse 1
    ma
    nipu
    late, 
    that 
    is 
    what 
    do 

    ma
    nipu
    late, 

    that's 
    what 
    I'm 
    doing 
    to 
    you 

    That 
    smirk 
    on 
    your 
    face 

    was 
    de
    signed 
    by 
    me 

    fucking 
    curated it, 

    like 
    magic
    ally 

    ma
    nipu
    late, 
    that 
    is 
    what 
    do 

    ma
    nipu
    late, 

    that's 
    what 
    I'm 
    doing 
    to 
    you 

    Verse 2
    You 
    don't like 
    what 
    I've 
    become? 

    What 
    did you expect 
    to 
    happen? 

    You come 
    around 
    with 

    your 
    lips 
    flap
    ping 

    All 
    hopped 
    up 
    on 
    diet 

    gum 

    And everything 
    you 
    say 
    is 

    supposed 
    to 
    make 
    me 
    come 

    Like, 
    Verse 3
    I should 
    feel 
    grate
    ful 

    you 
    are 
    in 
    my 
    life 

    But 
    I'd rather 
    dig 
    out 
    my 
    own spleen 

    with 
    butter 
    knife 

    Hey, 
    I've 
    got 
    some 
    Gainsburgers you 

    can 
    have 
    if 
    you want 
    'em 

    You 
    might 
    as 
    well, 

    you've 
    clearly 
    hit 
    rock 
    bot
    tom 

    Verse 4
    You prob
    ably 
    hang 
    out at 
    Times 

    Square 
    with 
    in 
    your pock
    et 

    And 
    around 
    your 
    neck 
    is 
    your 

    grandmother's 
    lock
    et 

    With 
    a pic
    ture 
    inside 
    of 
    what 

    you might 
    have 
    been 

    Sound 
    familiar? 
    Verse 5
    Do you even 
    know 

    where 
    that cheese 
    is made? 

    It's from 
    Iowa, 

    you 
    dullard. 
    Ever 
    heard 
    of it? 

    Verse 6
    I knew 
    this guy 
    from 
    Ames, 

    Ames, 
    Iowa, 
    Patrick 

    He was 
    so 
    not 
    to be 
    in
    to, 

    in 
    the 
    most 
    extreme 
    way 

    Verse 7
    By 
    the way, 
    your 
    bedside 
    manner 
    is 

    reminiscent 
    of 
    chuckle 
    of 
    hyenas 

    Except, 
    yes, 
    it 
    is 
    chuckle 
    of hyenas, 

    Dr. 
    Turdface 

    It's a 
    col
    lective 
    noun 

    Do 
    you even 
    know 
    what 
    a collective 
    noun 
    is, 

    Stupidzilla? 

    Verse 8
    Hmm, 
    let's 
    see, 

    think 
    your group 
    would 
    be called 
    a misery 

    Or
    no, 

    patheticness of 
    fuckwits 

    Oh, oh 
    right, 
    par
    don 
    me, 

    your 
    doofusness, a 
    patheticness of 
    baristas 

    Verse 9
    I ma
    nipu
    late, 
    that 
    is 
    what 
    do 

    ma
    nipu
    late, 

    that's 
    what 
    I'm 
    doing 
    to 
    you 

    That 
    smirk 
    on 
    your 
    face 

    was 
    de
    signed 
    by 
    me 

    fucking 
    curated it, 

    like 
    magically 

    ma
    nipu
    late, 
    that 
    is 
    what 
    do 

    ma
    nipu
    late, 

    that's 
    what 
    I'm 
    doing 
    to 
    you 

    Verse 10
    You know, 
    being 
    with 
    you 
    was like 
    cross 

    between 
    Cannibal 
    Apocalypse 
    and 
    Lassie 

    Except 
    nowhere 
    near 
    as 
    both 

    of those 
    movies 
    were 

    It's 
    still 
    a personal 
    conundrum 
    of 
    mine 

    How 
    anyone 
    can 
    have 
    such 

    few 
    of self 
    aware
    ness 

    Verse 11
    ma
    nipu
    late, 
    that 
    is 
    what 
    do 

    ma
    nipu
    late, 

    that's 
    why 
    you 
    just 
    took 
    a poo 

    In 
    those 
    slacks 
    you're 
    wearing, 

    is 
    that 
    leisure 
    suit? 

    Did 
    you make 
    that 
    yourself? 

    That's 
    a rhet
    orical 
    ques
    tion 

    Verse 12
    ma
    nipu
    late, 
    that 
    is 
    what 
    do 

    ma
    nipu
    late, 

    it's 
    rather 
    easy 
    with 
    you 

    You're 
    sort 
    of 
    begging 
    for 
    it 

    with 
    your 
    stupid 
    face 

    You're 
    like 
    Daffy 
    Duck 
    about 
    to be 

    erased 

    Verse 13
    Did 
    you really 
    think 
    you 
    could seduce 
    me 

    in a 
    leisure 
    suit? 

    Well, I, 
    yeah, 
    okay, 

    fair enough 
    but 
    that was 
    like 
    three 
    weeks 
    ago 

    I'd like 
    to see 
    you 
    try 
    that 
    now 

    Uh, 
    Verse 14
    I'm 
    not staring 
    at your 
    crotch, 

    you 
    maynard, 
    I'm not 

    Well, 
    it's hard 
    not 
    to, 

    you practically 
    dislocated 
    your 
    own hips 
    thrusting 
    it 
    at me 

    You're like 
    that neon 
    sign 
    that 

    keeps 
    Kramer 
    up all 
    night 

    Yeah, 
    I guess 
    you did 
    keep 
    me 

    up 
    all night 
    a few 
    times 

    Verse 15
    Really? 
    463? How 

    could you 
    know 
    that? 

    We 
    only went 
    out 
    for 
    a year 

    What? 
    don't know, 

    was 
    just 
    gonna order 
    out, 
    I'm 
    gonna 

    Well, 
    sure, 
    guess so 

    Verse 16
    Hey, 
    um, 
    I'm sorry 
    I snapped 
    at you 

    few 
    minutes 
    ago 

    It's nothing 
    person
    al, 
    I hope 
    you know 






    Interlude 1
    that 









    Verse 17
    manipulate, 
    that 
    is 
    what 
    do 

    manipulate, 

    that's 
    what 
    I'm 
    doing 
    to 
    you 

    That 
    smirk 
    on 
    your 
    face 

    was 
    de
    signed 
    by 
    me 

    fucking 
    curated it, 
    like 
    magic
    ally 

    manipulate, 
    that 
    is 
    what 
    do 

    manipulate, 

    Outro 1
    that's 
    what 
    I'm 
    doing 
    to 
    you 



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