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Diet gum chords by 
John Grant
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Intro 1
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Verse 1
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I manipulate, that is what I do
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I manipulate,
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that's what I'm doing to you
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That smirk on your face
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was designed by me
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I fucking curated it,
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like magically
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I manipulate, that is what I do
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I manipulate,
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that's what I'm doing to you
Verse 2
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You don't like what I've become?
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What did you expect to happen?
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You come around with
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your lips flapping
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All hopped up on diet
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gum
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And everything you say is
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supposed to make me come
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Like,
Verse 3
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I should feel grateful
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you are in my life
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But I'd rather dig out my own spleen
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with a butter knife
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Hey, I've got some Gainsburgers you
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can have if you want 'em
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You might as well,
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you've clearly hit rock bottom
Verse 4
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You probably hang out at Times
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Square with in your pocket
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And around your neck is your
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grandmother's locket
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With a picture inside of what
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you might have been
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Sound familiar?
Verse 5
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Do you even know
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where that cheese is made?
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It's from Iowa,
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you dullard. Ever heard of it?
Verse 6
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I knew this guy from Ames,
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Ames, Iowa, Patrick
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He was so not to be in to,
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in the most extreme way
Verse 7
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By the way, your bedside manner is
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reminiscent of a chuckle of hyenas
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Except, yes, it is a chuckle of hyenas,
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Dr. Turdface
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It's a col lective noun
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Do you even know what a collective noun is,
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Stupidzilla?
Verse 8
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Hmm, let's see,
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I think your group would be called a misery
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Or , no,
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a patheticness of fuckwits
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Oh, oh right, pardon me,
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your doofusness, a patheticness of baristas
Verse 9
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I manipulate, that is what I do
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I manipulate,
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that's what I'm doing to you
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That smirk on your face
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was designed by me
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I fucking curated it,
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like magically
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I manipulate, that is what I do
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I manipulate,
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that's what I'm doing to you
Verse 10
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You know, being with you was like a cross
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between Cannibal Apocalypse and Lassie 9
Except nowhere near as both
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of those movies were
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It's still a personal conundrum of mine
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How anyone can have such
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few of self awareness
Verse 11
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I manipulate, that is what I do
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I manipulate,
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that's why you just took a poo
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In those slacks you're wearing,
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is that a leisure suit?
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Did you make that yourself?
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That's a rhetorical question
Verse 12
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I manipulate, that is what I do
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I manipulate,
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it's rather easy with you
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You're sort of begging for it
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with your stupid face
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You're like Daffy Duck about to be
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erased
Verse 13
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Did you really think you could seduce me
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in a leisure suit?
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Well, I, yeah, okay,
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fair enough but that was like three weeks ago
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I'd like to see you try that now
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Uh,
Verse 14
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I'm not staring at your crotch,
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you maynard, I'm not
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Well, it's hard not to,
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you practically dislocated your own hips thrusting it at me
You're like that neon sign that
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keeps Kramer up all night
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Yeah, I guess you did keep me
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up all night a few times
Verse 15
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Really? 463? How
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could you know that?
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We only went out for a year
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What? I don't know,
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I was just gonna order out, I'm gonna
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Well, sure, I guess so
Verse 16
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Hey, um, I'm sorry I snapped at you
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a few minutes ago
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It's nothing personal, I hope you know
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Interlude 1
that
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Verse 17
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I manipulate, that is what I do
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that's what I'm doing to you
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That smirk on your face
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was designed by me
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I fucking curated it, like magically
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I manipulate, that is what I do
I manipulate,
Outro 1
that's what I'm doing to you
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