Key: D major•
Intro 1
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Esus4
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Gm
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F#
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Verse 1
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Do you think you can fool me?
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Do you think you can lie to my face?
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a total waste
Verse 2
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Do you think you can use me?
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I bet you think that you are great
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away with murder?
Verse 3
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some of the time
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none of the time
Verse 4
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So I sit and I eat a TV dinner
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Bm
Brothers movie
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And a flash comes across
Esus4
glory
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You like to tell me about
Verse 5
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You make me choke on my pasgetti
down by the Russians
Verse 6
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the people some of the time
You can gross out most
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Most of the people like to get
grossed out all of the time
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But you make me sick every time, every time
Verse 7
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Esus4
a new kind of taste
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I shouldn't go outside
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But if a stiletto stabs me
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It'll make your job so exciting
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If a razor cut me
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worth watching
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Verse 8
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We interrupt this song to bring you a special news bulletin. Hello, this is Wilma Wasko, anchorwoman at the Eyewitness News Center in New York. Hey - do I have your attention? Look at me,
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me, me (etc.) I'm on TV. Check this out, ladies and gents. This is good stuff, real good good good good good good stuff, real good-good-good-good-good-good great stuff.
Verse 9
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The two bodies of Trisha and Connie... (uh, what was their last name?) (That doesn't matter, anyway). The bodies of two young school children were discovered today buried in the Carle Place Rushmore Grade School playground at ten o'clock this morning. Despite the semi-decayed carcasses carcasses of the young school girls (who were found to be 10 and 11 years old), the autopsy report shows that the girls were brutally raped,
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strangled, beaten and stabbed excessively. Young Trisha was reported to have at least 27 stab wounds in the chest and stomach area, with severe stabbings in the neck, head and eyes. Young Connie was found to have a severed left leg and heart displacement. And it is this doctor's opinion that anal sex was performed on the dead bodies after the brutal, slaughterous act was done. Details at 10.
Verse 10
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C#m
The junk that you feed to my children
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Is junk that you be lieve in
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I don't care about crooked politicians
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bleeding while I'm eating
Verse 11
And when you review a
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motion picture
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You like to kill the actors and writers
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You do this to feed your own ego
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seem so damn miserable
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Verse 12
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some of the time
And you do screw most of
time
time
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a couple of times
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But you can't screw me any of the time,
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any of the time...
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