Details at 10 chords by Steve Vai

Do you think you can (E major) fool me? (A major)

Do you think you can (D major) lie to my face? (B major)

Do you think I believe (E major) you?

(A major) Well, what you tell me is

(D major) a total waste (E major)

Do you think you can (A major) use me? (D major)

I bet you think (G major) that you are great (E major)

Do you think you can (A major) get

away (D minor) with murder? (D major)

I think you can use a (G major) kick in the face

(E major) You can fool some of the people

(A major) some of the time (D major) (A major)

(E major) And you can fool most

of the people (A major) all of the time

(E major) You can fool a few of the people

(A major) none of the time (D major) (E major)

But you can't fool me (D major) any of the time

(B major) So I sit and I (E major) eat a TV dinner (A major)

I watch an old funny (D major) Marx

Brothers (E major) movie (D major) (B minor)

(B major) And a flash comes across (E major)

my TV screen (A major)

And it's you in (D major) all of your

glory (Esus4)

(E major) You like to tell (A major) me (E major) about

(A major) brutal murders

(D major) You make me choke (G major) on my (E major) pasgetti

Korean air (A major) lines that was shot

down by the Russians

(D major) You even show the dead

peoples' famil (G major) ies crying

(E major) Well, you can gross out some of

the people (A major) some of the time (D major) (E major)

You can gross out most

of the people (A major) none of the time

(E major) Most of the people like to get (A major)

grossed out all of the time

(D major) Ain't that right

(E major) But you make me sick (D major) every time, every time

I see your (B minor) face is laced with

(D major) a (Esus4) new kind of taste

It's (C major) great the way you

(B flat major) waste all that space

You're (A minor) right, it's night and

(D major) I shouldn't go (E major) outside

But (D major) if a (C major) stiletto stabs me (G major) (C major)

(C minor) It'll make your job (E flat major) so exciting

If (G minor) (E flat major) a (B flat major) razor cut me (A flat major)

You can give them (D major) something

(E major) worth (G major) watching

(E major) We interrupt this (A major) song (E major) to bring you a special news bulletin. (A major) Hello, this is Wilma (D major) Wasko, anchorwoman at the Eyewitness News Center (B minor) (B major) in New York. Hey - do (E major) I have your attention? Look at me,

(A major) me, me (etc.) I'm on TV. (D major) Check this out, (E major) ladies and gents. This is good stuff, real good good (A major) good good good good stuff, real good-good-good-good-good-good great stuff. (D major)

The two bodies of Trisha and (G major) Connie... (G minor) (uh, what was their last (G major) (E major) name?) (That doesn't matter, anyway). The bodies of two (A major) young school children were dis (D major) covered today buried in the Carle Place Rushmore Grade (G major) School playground at ten o'clock this morning. (B major) Despite the semi-decayed carcasses carcas (B minor) ses of (E major) the young school girls (who were found to be (A major) 10 and 11 years (D major) old), the autopsy report shows that the girls (G major) were brutally raped, (D major)

(E major) strangled, (B major) (E major) beaten and stabbed (A major) excessively. (D major) Young Trisha was reported to have at least (E major) 27 stab wounds in the chest (A major) and stomach area, with severe stabbings (D major) in the neck, head (G major) and eyes. Young Con (E major) nie was found to have a severed left leg (A major) and heart displacement. And it is (D major) this doctor's opinion that anal sex (G major) was performed on the dead bodies (D major) after the brutal, slaughterous act was done. Details at (B major) 10.

The junk that you (E major) feed to (B major) my chil (C sharp minor) dren

(A major) Is junk (D major) that you (A major) be (D major) lieve in (B major)

I don't care about (E major) crooked politi (A major) cians (E major)

(A major) I don't want to see someone

bleed (D major) ing while I'm eating (E major)

And when you review a

(A major) motion picture (D major)

You like to kill the (G major) actors (D major) and writer (G major) s

(E major) You do this to feed (A major) your own ego

(D major) So your own life won't

seem (G major) so (D major) damn miserable

(E major) Well, you could screw some of the people

(A major) some of the time (D major) (E major)

And you do screw most of

the people (A major) all-a-da' time

time

time

(E major) Ah - you could screw a a a few-a-da' people

(A major) a couple of (D major) times (E major)

But you can't screw me (D major) any of the time, (A major)

(D major) any of the time... (E major)