De-Evolving chords by Jonathan Coulton

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Verse 1
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I
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guess you've noticed
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that my arms don't fit in
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my old suits
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I guess you've noticed
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that I'm eating lots   of
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jungle fruits
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Anyway, more than I used to
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I used to be so tall and thin
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Now I'm not exactly sure
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which file I'm in
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And I know there's a monkey
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in the future for you
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And there's nothing modern
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science can do
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I'm keeping the thumb but
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I'm getting dumb
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I'm devolving, I'm devolving
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I am de -evolving
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I guess you've noticed
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that I can't sit still at  dinnertime
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I   guess you've noticed
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that I quit my job and I learned to sign
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Anyway, more than I used to,
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I used to have a little body hair
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Now I have to use a razor everywhere
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And I know there's a monkey
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in the future for you
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And there's nothing modern
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science can do
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Okay, okay
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I'm keeping my thumb
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But I'm getting dumb
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I'm devolving
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I'm devolving
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I am de -e -volving
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Why you so angry at me?
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I   don't understand
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How you expect me to
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defend my actions
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Knowing what you now know
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Monkey one and monkey two
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Monkey me and monkey you
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Monkey see and monkey do
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You still love me
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Now that I'm monkey
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I guess you've noticed
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that I drag my knuckles when
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I dance
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Guess you've noticed
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that I stuff a tail inside my pants
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Anyway, more than I used to,
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I used to see a movie now and then
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Now I'm never gonna watch
King Kong again
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Cause I know there's a monkey
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in the future for you
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And there's stuff that modern
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science can do
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Keeping the thumb but
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I'm getting dumb
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I'm devolving, I'm devolving
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I am de -e -volving
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I'm devolving,
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de -evolving
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I'm a   coal miner's
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custom
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