Dear Sirs

Dear Sirs easy guitar chords by El-p

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    • Verse 1
    Dear 
    Sirs 

    If the 
    pavement 
    comes 
    alive 
    on 
    Flatbush 

    Ave 
    with toothy 
    smiles 

    Comprised 
    of traffic 
    cones 

    and manholes 
    become 
    eyes 

    And 
    birds 
    burst 
    into 
    flames 
    while 

    singing 
    Satan's 
    praises 

    And fold 
    into the 
    sky 
    and 

    Verse 2
    rain down 
    ashy 
    danger 

    If every 
    office 
    empties 
    and 

    all slaves 
    walk 
    in dazes 

    To a pool 
    of 
    liquid 
    money 
    where 

    they bathe 
    blissfully 
    naked 

    And drugs 
    no 
    longer 
    taunt 
    me 
    and 

    flooze around my 
    conscience 

    And every 
    woman 
    beating 
    rapist 

    Verse 3
    is securely 
    in 
    their coffins 

    If every 
    open 
    hydrant 
    in 
    a Brooklyn 

    time 
    summer 
    moment 

    Is 
    opened 
    up by 
    cops 
    and 
    folds 

    out 
    into 
    an ocean 

    And rent 
    is paid 
    by 
    bread 
    literally 

    and 
    parking 
    isn't 
    paid 
    for 

    And 
    food 
    stamps 
    can be planted 
    and 

    childhoods 
    can
    't be 
    damaged 

    Verse 4
    If 
    fire could 
    power 
    space 
    ships 
    that safely 

    ship 
    the creators 

    Of dynamite 
    and 
    gun 
    powder 

    to the graves 
    of all 
    who faced 
    it 

    And 
    the 
    slurping nerf of 
    bureaucrat 
    life 

    and bean 
    counting 
    slave 
    owners 

    Is 
    twisted 
    in on 
    itself 
    'til they shave 

    off their 
    own faces 

    Verse 5
    If 
    all 
    the coke 
    and crack 
    in the nation 

    is collected 
    in a top 
    hat 

    And force 
    fed 
    to the 
    children 

    of 
    every CIA 
    agent 

    And dust 
    heads 
    get 
    an angel 
    and an acres 

    worth 
    of rainbow 

    And the projects 
    turn 
    to clouds 

    and the stupid 
    aren't 
    so proud 

    Verse 6
    An
    d 
    the snivelling 
    grimace 
    mon
    grels 

    of infected 
    money 

    Slobbing pesticrats ignite 
    into 

    a bril
    liant 
    beam 
    of light 

    And 
    mercy 
    is the 
    rule 
    and 
    the 

    exception's mercy 
    too 

    And 
    the desert 
    comes to 
    Brook
    lyn and 

    the president 
    goes 
    to 
    school 

    Time 
    flows 
    in reverse, 
    death 
    becomes 
    my 
    birth 
    Verse 7


    Me 
    fighting 
    in your war 
    is 
    still, 

    by 
    a 
    large 
    margin 

    The least 
    likely 
    thing 
    that 
    will ever 
    fucking 
    hap
    pen, 

    ever 


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