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Cut You Up with a Linoleum Knife easy guitar chords by 
Mastodon
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Verse 1
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Don't talk, watch!
Don't talk, watch!
You came here. Watch it.
Don't like it? Walk out.
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C
G5
We still have all your fucking money.
A5
Do not
Verse 2
nudge,
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D5
Eb5
A5
Am
kick or jiggle the seat in front of you.
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B
C
I'm sitting there!
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C
A5
I am everywhere at once
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E
F
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G5
A5
And I will cut you up.
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If you
Verse 3
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C
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make out here,
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Eb
A5
I will cut your lips and tongue
C
From your head
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Am
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D5
E5
E
A5
With a
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A5
Eb5
A5
linoleum knife.
Verse 4
E
C
D5
Eb5
A5
Am
C
Do not explain the plot.
If you don't understand,
B
G5
A5
E
C
D5
then you should not be here.
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Your money is now our money
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Am
C
B
And we will spend
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A5
it on drugs.
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A5
Do not crinkle your food wrappers
Verse 5
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loudly.
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Am
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Be considerate to others,
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Am
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C
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Or I will bite your torso
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E
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And give you a disease.
Verse 6
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Am
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Did you bring your baby?
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Ba bies don't watch this.
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B
C
Take the seed outside.
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C
Leave it in the streets.
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E
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Run over it after the show.
Verse 7
If I see you videotaping this movie,
Satan will rain down your
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throat with hot acid
And dissolve your testicles
B
A5
And turn your guts into snakes.
Am
This is a copyrighted
Verse 8
movie
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for Time Warner.
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Am
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If I find you've sold it on eBay,
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I will break into your house
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C#5
D5
E
And tear your wife in half.
Outro 1
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Am
D5
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Am
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C#m
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E
F
E5
Am
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Am
C#m
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E
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