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Counterfeit Cheques easy guitar chords by 
The Tongue
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Verse 1
Am
C
Am
C
Am
C
Yo,
Am
let's get thoughtless,
Dm
like hookers on the wall street corners
Am
Raucous, corporate feat
C
s with sleepwalkers
Am
Dm
All this, cities built from nickel and bone
C
The banker with the biggest duvel
gets to sit on the throne
Am
Has to buy for downpour,
Dm
my wallet's a tight one
Am
Strapped to my chest,
C
Am
right next to my price gun
Dm
Vampire banks all be ready to bite, son
C
I don't smoke wrappers
but I think I might like one
Am
High strung, dice tongue,
makin' it work
Dm
Am
In a cocaine economy
C
that's facin' the dirt
Am
I'm profane,
my prophecy will probably hurt
C
Am
Honestly worse than white col lar kids
who tuck in their shirts
The cash stacks, nads stack,
fightin' to death
Dm
Am
Decimal points stay silent
C
as they slide to the left
Am
Fighting for breath, baby boomers
that'll bite at the breast
Dm
Told me test our resolutions
C
and the right to confess
Am
Another hate crime on Dayline
adds a lock to the door
We should shove up the mall
C
Am
or just say nothin' at all
People battered into shapes
Dm
more twister than dollar symbols
C
Nowadays rappers outselling
Am
Madonna singles
Part -time accountants try
Dm
to battle me next
Am
Fuck the big banks,
C
I'm here to cash reality checks
F
Am
Cream ain't the only crop
that's sold in this town
Near the surface
Dm
but your gold chain
is holding you down
Am
Dm
That's like, I'll be down with the rest
Am
Tung spent some time
C
getting that weight off his chest
Am
An d when I'm down to invest
Dm
C
I'll make this crowd bounce
Am
like counterfeit checks
Dm
That's like, I'll be down with the rest
Am
Tongue spent some time
C
Am
getting that weight off his chest
Dm
And when I'm down to invest
C
I'll make this crowd bounce
Dm
like counterfeit cheques
Am
Dm
I say what? Bounce like what?
Am
C
Yeah yeah we make her bounce
B
Am
G#
like what?
Am
Dm
Am
Yeah we make this crowd bounce
like counterfeit cheques
Paying rent ever since I reached the
Dm
age of consent
Am
Education helped this motherfucker
C
say what he meant
Am
Kicking habits, punching cones
Dm
without making a dent
An ATM on every corner
C
there the neighbourhood went
Am
The real criminals
Dm
are never gonna lose in court
Am
They talk sense and just pay their
C
Am
friggin' dues and walk
I want corporate watchdogs
to use some chalk
Dm
D
C
We're obese but still starving
without food for thought
Am
And the few who talk
D
get handcuffed with their money clips
Am
Mumble an apology
C
Am
through crackled blue and bloody lips
C
Am
Robbed of all your property
by thieves who work for governments
Happy looking meal
but I'm too sick to stomach it
Suspicious of the witness
Dm
cause they may be tricking you
Am
Make a name for the state
C
that we're living through
Am
Speech is free but we pay to
Dm
get listened to
C
Speech is free but we pay
to get listened to
Am
Bringin' the heat when
I yell in the booth
Dm
Am
Plus I get a receipt
C
whenever fella's tellin' the truth
Am
Your theory?
Dm
I might be the man to test it
D
C
I figure getting rich might
be a bad investment
Am
Plans rejected, numbers exchanged
D
Am
Rappers aren't aware
C
of what is done to their brains
Am
I can't get out of bed,
how can I get out of debt?
But I make this crowd bounce
like counterfeit cheques
I'm sayin' what?
Dm
Am
Yeah, they come down to invest
C
Fame, down to invest
Am
Dm
D
DJ Diaz, down to in vest
C
Am
Scott Burns, down to in vest
Dm
Purebred baby, down to in vest
Am
C
Out spoken all down to invest
Am
Dm
De La Hood, down to in vest
C
Am
D .U .B., down to invest
Come on, we make em bounce
Dm
Am
like what?
C
Am
Bounce like what?
Dm
Yeah, just bounce like counterfeit checks you
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