Cosmopolitan Girl

Cosmopolitan Girl easy guitar chords by Janis Ian

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 3

Capo

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Capo
  • G

  • Em

  • B

    2
  • Am

  • C

  • E

  • D

  • A

  • G

  • Em

  • B

    2
  • Am

  • C

  • E

  • D

  • A

  • Verse 1

    was 
    only 
    29 

    and 
    lonely 
    as 
    a bull 
    moose in 
    heat 

    when 
    he 
    came 
    along, 

    singing 
    that 
    same 
    old 
    song. 

    said 
    you know 
    I'm 
    enter
    ing my 
    prime 

    31 
    to 
    39, 

    bet 
    you've 
    read those 

    articles 
    too. 

    Statistic
    ally speak
    ing, 

    my hor
    mones 
    are creeping 

    can 
    feel them 
    moving in 
    the night 

    But 
    like 
    those art
    icles say 
    I'm 
    woman, 

    can wait 
    until 
    it's right 

    I'm 
    gonna 
    be 
    cosmopolitan 

    Cosmopolitan, 
    cosmopolitan 
    girl 

    take half 
    a dozen 
    lover

    Teach 
    them what 
    I've seen 

    In 
    between 
    the cover

    of 
    my favorite 
    magazine 

    I'm 
    gonna read 
    statistics, 

    plan 
    logistics 

    Live 
    my life 
    to 
    the hilt 

    Without 
    shame, 
    without pain, 

    or 
    without guilt 

    We're 
    big 
    on guilt 

    hit 
    thirty 

    Waiting 
    for 
    my endocrine 

    to match 
    those questionnaires 

    He 
    grew 
    im
    patient. 

    I said, 
    I'm 
    saving 
    myself. 

    Meantime, 
    let's do 
    some therapy, 

    take a 
    course in codependency, 

    and while 
    we're at 
    it, you 

    can lose 
    some weight. 

    We 
    got so 
    much 
    to share. 

    No, don't 
    touch 
    me there. 

    What's 
    another 
    year 
    between 

    friends? 

    The wait 
    will 
    be worth 
    it, 

    cause 
    I'm bound 
    to 

    be per
    fect 
    by then. 

    I'm gonna 
    be 
    cosmopolitan, 

    cosmopolitan, 
    cosmopolitan 
    girl. 

    Well, 
    I'm reading 
    Kama 
    Sutra. 

    I bought 
    it on 
    cas
    sette. 

    And 
    I found 
    this chiropractor 

    who 
    can limber 
    up 
    my neck. 

    I want 
    that first 
    time 
    flawless, 

    really 
    flawless. 

    Want 
    to 
    enjoy 
    it to 
    the hilt, 

    without 
    shame, 
    without pain, 

    without 
    guilt. 

    The big 
    day 
    fi
    nally 
    came 

    There 
    was a 
    note 
    on the 
    door 

    And 
    it said, 
    here's 
    a little something 

    To 
    remem
    ber 
    me by 

    I've 
    fallen 
    for this 
    waitress 

    Who respects 
    her cel
    lulite 

    This is 
    cosmopolitan 

    Cosmopolitan 

    Cosmopolitan 
    gift 

    And 
    I know 
    that you 
    appreciate 
    it 

    When 
    you think 
    of me 

    All 
    those 
    lonely nights 

    while you're 
    protecting 
    your 
    virginity 

    this gift 
    is 
    flawless 

    this 
    gift 
    is cordless 

    so 
    enjoy 
    it to 
    the rest 

    without 
    shame 
    without 

    pain 
    without 
    guilt 

    without 
    shame 
    without 
    pain 

    No 
    shame, 
    no pain, 
    no guilt. 

    Outro 1

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