Cosmetic Dog chords by Fluffy

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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 (G5) Who do you think  (F major) you're  (E minor) kid  (E major) ding?  (E minor) 
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 (G5) They're not staring  (F major)  (E minor) at   (E major) you  (E minor) 
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 (G5) Your  (F major)  (E minor)  (E major) ego's bigger
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than Jesus  (E minor) 
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 (G5) They don't care  (F major) about  (E minor) you
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 (E major)  (E minor)  (G major)  (G5)  (F major) 

Interlude 1

Cosmetic dog

Verse 2
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 (G5) Why do you  (F major) want to  (E minor) demean  (E major) me?  (E minor) 
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 (G major) I've  (G5) done  (F major) nothing  (E minor) to  you  (E major)  (E minor)  (G major) 
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 (G5) You seem  (F major)  (E major) to want something  (E minor) from me
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 (G major) You're  (G5) not get (F major) ting it  (E minor)  (E major) though
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 (E minor)  (G major)  (G5)  (G major)  (G5)  (F major) 

Interlude 2
Cosmetic dog
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 (G5)  (G major)  (A major) 
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 (E minor)  (E major)  (E minor)  (D major) 
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 (G major)  (G5)  (A major) 
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 (E major)  (E minor)  (E major)  (E minor) 
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 (G major)  (A major) 
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 (E minor)  (E major)  (E minor) 
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 (G major)  (D major) 
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 (A major)  (D major)  (E major)  (E minor) 
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 (G major)  (G5)  (F major)  (E minor) 
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 (G major)  (G5)  (F major)  (E major)  (E minor) 
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 (G major) 
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How  (G5) come you're  (F major) always  (E minor) so  nasty?

Verse 3
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 (E major)  (E minor) 
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 (G5) You'll get  (F major) nowhere  (E major) like  (E minor) that  (E major)  (E minor)  (G major) 
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 (G5) Be  hind  (F major) you,  (E minor) every (E major) one's  (E minor) laughing
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 (G major) Your at (G5) titude's grown so  (F major)  (E minor) fat
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 (E major)  (E minor)  (G major)  (G5)  (F5)  (F minor) 

Verse 4
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 (F minor) 
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G5 
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Cosmetic  (F major) dog  (G5)  (F major)  (E minor)  (E major) 
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 (E minor)  (G major)  (G5)  (F major)  (E minor)  (E major)  (E minor) 
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 (G5) Who do you think  (F major) you're  (E minor) kidding?
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 (E major)  (E minor)  (G major) They're  (G5) not staring  (F major) 
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 (E minor) at   (E major) you  (E minor)  (G5) 
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Your  (F major)  (E minor) ego's bigger  (E major) than Jesus  (E minor) 
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 (G5) They don't  (F major) care about  (E minor) you
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 (E major)  (E minor)  (G major)  (G5)  (F major) 
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Cosmetic dog  (G5)  (G major)  (G5)  (F major) 
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Cosmetic  (F major) dog  (G5)  (G major)  (G5)  (F major) 
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 (F major) Cosmetic dog
Cosmetic dog