Competitive Clara chords by Leah Callahan

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Verse 1
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I never understood
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Female competition
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It's like it's some sort of
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Bullshit sexual selection
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And I am not an animal
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I make my own decisions
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There's nothing wrong with animals
I am not an animal
But I like to think
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I use my head
I am not an animal
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But I like to think
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So when I met Miss Clara
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I treated her with respect
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I didn't have a bandana
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I guess I didn't have to think
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That she was plotting against me
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She wanted what I had,
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and our conversation turned ugly
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For her it's all about me
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Competitive player,
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how's all that workin' for you?
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Did you get what you wanted,
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like an animal did?
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You're made in color, green and dead,
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And your species came from the dead,
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For that sexual ominous race,
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Your fluent was the same.
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I guess your genes are better
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For that sperm competition
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And I really don't blame you
It's all forever
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