Cold in my nose chords by The Barron Knights
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Verse 1
(D major) Got a cold and mendoza
And ham (E flat minor) atoza
An (E minor) d (A major) toothache takes
my sleep away at night (D major)
At work I bruised my leg
It came (E minor) up (E flat minor) like an egg
I (E minor) feel (A major) like going out and
getting tight (B minor)
When Monday (E minor) comes (E flat minor)
it's hard (E minor) to get myself (B minor) up out of bed
Cos (E minor) every time (E major) I do (E minor) a (E major) shooting
Pain (A major) goes through my head
Caused (C sharp major) by the cold in my nose
an (D major) d hammer (E minor) toes (E flat minor)
I just (E minor) can (E flat minor) 't wait to tell (A major) you the rest (D major)
It was just last Tuesday
or was it Thursday
When I (E minor) took my girlfriend aside (E flat minor) and said
Now (E minor) look, maybe I'm (A major) going out too late
For the good of my (D major) health (C sharp major) (E flat major) (A major)
I (D major) told her of my twinges,
joints like rusty hinges
And my (E flat minor) muscles like custard,
head as hot (E minor) as chilli pepper
And (A major) every time I breathe,
get that horrible feeling
When your knees (D major) go weak
and it feels just as if any (C sharp major) minute
Your heart's gonna come
up into (D major) your mouth
Got a cold in my nose
and a hammer (E minor) -toe (E flat minor) sound (E minor)
My skin (A major) is covered up with funny lumps (D major)
My stomach hurts like heck
And the (E minor) swelling in (E flat minor) my neck
(E minor) Gives me (A major) the feeling that
I'm getting mucked (B minor)
I haven't (E minor) overlooked (E flat minor) the chance
of be (B minor) ing well again
And I'm (E minor) sure that (E major) I've had
housemaid's (E minor) knees
Since (E major) (A major) I was only (A flat major) ten
As (A major) well (C sharp major) as cold tympanoza (D major)
And hama (E minor) toza (E flat minor) (E minor)
I don't know what to do (A major) for the best (D major)
I go daily to the surgery,
take my doctor's book with me
And (E flat minor) study all the illnesses,
diseases an (E minor) d biology
The (A major) doctor still insists
that I'm in wonderful
shape (D major) (C sharp major) (E minor) (A major)
I've had dif (D major) ferent opinions,
mostly from West Indians
And tests (E minor) and operations
with lovely complications
I've been (A major) covered up from head to foot
with a sticky type of (D major) bandage
It doesn't half hurt when you pull it off
Cos it takes all the hair with it
and they call it sur (D major) gical tape
Got a cold in my nose
and had (E minor) my toes (E flat minor) out (E minor)
And (A major) toothache takes my sleep away at night (D major)
At work I bruised my leg
It came up (E flat minor) like an egg
Bye.
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