My old lady's gettin' older
and her love is growin' colder
Now all we ever do is fuss and fight
It don't do no good to scold her
Cause her feet are even colder
Get them cold feet on the other side
I know this bed is big enough for two
Get them cold feet on the other side
Be fore I slap the stuffings out of
About the time I get to sleepin'
I can feel them cold feet creepin'
I almost jump right out on the floor
Look old lady, can't you hear me?
Don't you get them ice cubes near me
Or I won't be sleepin' here no more
Get them cold feet on the other side
Get them cold feet on the other side
Just curl them toes around the other way
Every time she moves the kipper
All I do is lay and shiver
A chill starts runnin' up my spine
Then she yells out, what's the matter
When my teeth begin to chatter
The only thing that I can do is whine
Get them cold feet on the other side
I know this bed is big enough for two
Get them cold feet on the other side
Before I slap a -stuffin's out of you