Chuffed chords by Cassius

SimplifiedD · Bb · C

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Intro 1

Verse 1
D 
I got a wife and kids
and they make me chuffed
Got new tyres and they
make me chuffed
Discount
Snickers get me chuffed
Watching
Nine
News gets me chuffed
I found a
Chinese joint down the road
Does better honey chicken
than the other
Chinese joint
There's more car spots
and they've got
Pepsi
Max
And it's a little bit cheaper and it makes
me chuffed
My son got a job at
Subway and it makes me
Get smarts on telly and that
makes me chuffed
A weekend in a trucker
gets me chuffed
Making good time on the
freeway gets me chuffed
Got a quote on the shed for
seventeen hundred
Then I went and got a quote
from a friend of
Jeff's
He quoted twelve hundred
so I saved heaps
Bb 
D 
Got your mum new towels
and she was chuffed
What?
Oh, I'm a dad
Working sales
Just checking that you got something
for your mother's birthday
Big bangs on telly and
that makes me chuffed
That
Kelly co -o -o -o -o makes me chuffed
South
Park's a bit rude,
it doesn't make me chuffed
I got a synonym book and it
makes me pleased
I got fish and chips cos mum's working late
I know the owner and he
calls me mate
He chucked in extra chippies
and when I got home
The footy was stuck and I
was really chuffed
Now that reminds me recently
At my local bakery
I went in at closing time
All I wanted was a pie
But they also gave me lots of free stuff
Slice, biggies, rolls, chuff
My son's got a girlfriend and
Bb 
that makes me chuffed
D 
She's really nice and that
gets me chuffed
I'm not chuffed just because
she's a girl
If he dated a bloke I'd be just as chuffed
C 
D 
As long as he was nice
Yeah, bottom dad
I'm from
Thomastown
Make your kids feel like
they can talk to you
A good pair of blue jeans
makes me chuffed
There's a weird spot on my cheek
Okay, so the test results have come back
And good news, it's benign
But you know what,
we're gonna get that removed just in case. I'm a doctor.
Well that's a relief but I'm
glad I checked.
I've got an internet fridge
and that makes me chuffed.
I've got a garage fridge and that
makes me chuffed.
I've got a spare week and my mate
Angelo is free.
And he's gonna build a pizza
oven with me.
I've created the best of the best.
In place from the arc to brace and
cemented the case.
Now create a small fire and
if you require the door.
Angelo knows the best of suppliers.
Oh, pizza party.
Bb 
D 
Five dollar for a kilo
Gluten free bases for my son's girlfriend
It's a good excuse to
get the family round
Richard