and the geese are gettin' fat
Pleased to put a penny in a poor man's hat
If you haven't got a penny,
If you haven't got a ha 'penny,
God bless you, gentlemen, God bless you
If you haven't got a ha 'penny,
Then I start to think about the
and he doesn't mind the rain
But all December you will hear
A -singin' again and again
and again and again and again and again
Ah, Christmas is a -comin'
and the lights are on the tree
If you haven't got a turkey leg,
If you haven't got a turkey wing,
God bless you, gentlemen, God bless you
If you haven't got a turkey wing,
and the egg is in the nog
Pleased to let me sit around
If you'd rather I didn't sit around,
And if you'd rather I didn't stand around,
God bless you, gentlemen,
If you'd rather I didn't stand around,
If you haven't got a thing for me,