Key: Bb major•
Chorus 1
Gm
F
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
Gm
F
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Chorus 2
Gm
F
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
Gm
F
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Verse 1
Bb
J- J- J- Just a little story about last Christmas
Dm
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
and then we gave some lovin
that you give to your cousin
with a pair of sevens
with some dude named Kevin
who deserved some presents
with an 18 pack
but we needed a snack
and I fucked him in the ass
Bb
It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask
and all my presents are wrapped
Bb
So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice
and a gang on ice
Gm
So write your list and never have no fear
Interlude 1
and an Undead new year!!!!
Bb
Dm
Fuck yeah!!!
Gm
F
Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho
Chorus 3
Gm
F
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
Gm
F
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Verse 2
for all you boys and girls
Gm
We were chillin at home and deckin the halls
Bb
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve
Dm
He said that his jolly ass needed some help
but a way of life
I'll let you fuck my wife."
and it started to jingle
Dm
Funnier than fuck, you can ask Chris Kringle
but something was fishy
and started to kiss me
was just a bunch of pillows
he had bags of dildo's
Gm
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
F
It wasn't Saint Nick it was a fuckin imposter
Gm
I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth
but tonight was the craziest
but this one was shadiest
that motherfuckers a grinch
F
So if you don't like Christmas, fuck you bitch!!!
Interlude 2
Bb
Dm
You kids are in big trouble
Gm
F
Oh, boy, ho, ho
Chorus 4
Gm
F
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
Gm
F
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Bridge 1
Ho, ho, hey looks like Santa's had
a little too much Mada Shavensen eggnog
you're pretty naughty this year
I ain't visiting you faggots, so
Chorus 5
Gm
F
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
Gm
F
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Chorus 6
Gm
F
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
Gm
F
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Chorus 7
Gm
F
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
F
Bb
let's get drunk
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsBb Dm Gm F
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