Chino chords by Smut Peddlers

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Verse 1
D 
It's at a California State
Correctional Facility.
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will be recorded.
To deny charges, hang up now.
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from this institution,
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Partying in the county jail
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will drive you insane
G 
So I got myself a sentence
D 
and I caught it in chain
None of us kids was gonna
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make all the farts
G 
D 
We were all glad to be ridin' the bar
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Just take the 5 to the 60 to the 71
G 
Get off at Central and your
D 
hard time's done
Take my county blues,
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I won't be needin' those
G 
I got directions to my cell
D 
and a fresh set of clothes
Holiday in Cambodia
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went flamin' through my head
G 
For a minute I was thinkin' I'd
D 
be better off dead
Screamin' Mimi's gettin'
C 
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buttfucked all night long
G 
We're all brothers,
D 
C 
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D 
can't we all just get along?
2500 Abel 6
G 
Day after day
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C 
D 
G 
It felt so good to finally get away
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D 
We're so hopped off on dope
G 
We're dead from the neck up
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We're gonna get a whole
D 
bunch of dental work
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And costly medical checkups
D 
You gotta watch your back
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C 
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or you might get stuck
G 
Because a lot of these freaks
D 
don't give a fuck
C 
But all the kids are going to school
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G 
They're working at a
D 
job so it's really cool
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We all get to learn a useful trade
G 
We're gonna blow all the ducats
D 
when we get paid
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For a nickel a day, I do my task
G 
D 
Removing asbestos without a mask
It's the gateway to the
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majestic San Gabriel
G 
Far from the beach,
D 
it's packed with seagulls
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The sweet smell of cow shit is in  the air
G 
And the views of Mount Baldy
D 
from everywhere
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D 
The God is asleep
G 
Up in the Rhinopal Tower
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D 
Taco  and banana will hide in the steam
G 
And shoot up in the shower
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C 
D 
I'm so glad I  didn't
G 
OD Innocent!
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D 
Cause I   have never learned to play golf
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or sit down to eat this beautiful spread
F 
D 
Af ter swimming all day in
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C 
the Olympic pool,
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G 
we're going to get a tattoo
D 
from an ink -swinging fool
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C 
The old East Station play a dedication
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G 
from the girls up front who
D 
are on vacation
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Saturday night at the Old Town Hall,
G 
they're showing a movie,
D 
then we're playing handball
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All the kids are out walking the yard,
G 
smoking pot, drinking Bruno
D 
and  trying to look hard
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C 
My name is D -7 -5 -2 -0 -5
G 
D 
I  gotta keep my number alive
Cause Banana gets 54
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times a week
G 
Keister and Coke smack
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pot and tweet
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When he whips that Carbo out of his ass
G 
All the kids know we're
D 
gonna have a blast
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I'm getting paroled for the summer, y 'all
G 
But I'll be catching new beef
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and be back in the fall