Children's Table (Alternate Vocal)
Children's Table (Alternate Vocal)

Children's Table (Alternate Vocal) easy guitar chords by Noises Dad Makes

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

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  • Em

  • Am

  • B

    2

  • C

  • G

  • Baug

  • C#dim

    4

  • F#

    2

  • Em

  • Am

  • B

    2

  • C

  • G

  • Baug

  • C#dim

    4

  • F#

    2
    • Intro 1



    A 
    new 
    Verse 1
    hol
    iday, 

    and 
    I'm 
    sorry 
    to 
    say 

    It 
    just 
    gets 
    less 
    and 
    less 
    fun 
    every 
    year 

    When 
    that 
    old 
    dinner 
    bell 
    ring
    s, 

    I'm 
    in 
    hell 

    I 
    wanna 
    eat 
    with 
    the 
    grown 
    -ups, 

    but 
    they've 
    made 
    it 
    quite 
    clear 

    So 
    I 
    get 
    segregated 

    To 
    a 
    corner 
    in 
    the 
    baby's 
    room 

    And 
    feeling 
    so 
    degraded 

    By 
    the 
    five 
    -year 
    -olds 

    with 
    me 
    in 
    the 
    gloom 

    I'm 
    stuck 
    at 
    the 
    children's 
    table 

    Whoa, 
    whoa, 
    whoa 

    Stuck 
    at 
    the 
    children's 
    table 

    Whoa, 
    whoa, 
    whoa 

    At 
    a 
    table 
    for 
    card
    s, 

    us 
    kids 
    they 
    discard 

    Why 
    don't 
    they 
    just 
    go 
    ahead 

    and 
    throw 
    us 
    away? 

    I'll 
    be 
    in 
    a better 
    mood 

    at 
    the 
    table 
    for 
    food 

    Cause 
    there's 
    so 
    many 

    im
    portant 
    things 

    that 
    I 
    want 
    to 
    say 

    I'm 
    twelve 
    years 
    old, 
    al
    most 
    a 
    man 

    I 
    want 
    to 
    talk 
    about 
    nine 
    -inch 
    nails 

    While 
    all 
    the 
    kids 
    around 
    me's 

    cussin' 
    Sesame 
    Street 

    And 
    the 
    virtues 
    of 
    Barney's 
    Pals 

    I'm 
    stuck 
    at 
    the 
    children's 
    table 

    Woah, 
    Woah, 

    Woah 

    I'm 
    stuck 
    at 
    the 
    children's 
    table 

    Woah, 
    Woah, 
    Woah 

    Stand
    ing 
    Cousin 

    Susie 
    in 
    the 
    room 
    next 
    door 

    Got 
    me 
    feeling 
    things 
    I 
    never 
    felt 
    before 

    16, 
    blonde 
    and 
    look
    ing fine 

    If 
    it 
    weren't 
    for 
    the 
    cooties, 

    man, 
    she'd 
    be mine 



    I 
    go 
    back 
    for 
    more 
    ham, 

    five 
    cup 
    salad 
    and 
    yam
    s 

    I 
    hear 
    Uncle 
    Murray 

    talk
    ing 
    bout 
    his 
    problems 
    with 
    gout 

    On 
    this 
    subject 
    I 
    know, 

    some 
    in
    sight 
    I 
    could 
    show 

    I 
    don't 
    know 
    what 
    the 
    gout 
    is, 

    but 
    I 
    sure 
    could 
    find 
    out 

    Man, 
    there'd be a 
    celebration 

    My 
    banter 
    would've 
    knocked 
    him 
    dead 

    Alas, 
    my 
    I 
    -class 
    oration
    s 

    would 
    never 
    be 
    hoid 
    instead 

    Oh, 
    no 

    I'm 
    stuck 
    at 
    the 
    children's 
    table 

    Whoa, 
    whoa 

    Stuck 
    at 
    the 
    children's 
    table 

    Whoa, 
    whoa 

    Stuck 
    at 
    the 
    children's 
    table, 

    whoa, 
    whoa 

    Stuck 
    at 
    the 
    children's 
    table, 

    whoa, 
    whoa 

    Outro 1

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