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Cheaper Than a Shrink easy guitar chords by 
Joe Nichols
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Intro 1
D
Dm
D
Verse 1
D
A
I was sittin' in a chair
D
at the H and R Block
G
Some bean countin' pencil
pusher runnin' up the clock
A
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers
through the end of the year
D
Son you spent a small for
A
D
tune on liquor and beer"
Verse 2
G
I said, "It's cheaper than
D
a shrink"
A
D
You don't have to think
G
A
You just pour and drink
Verse 3
D
It's sixteen-fifty for for a bottle of Jack
No pouring out your heart to
some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist
and you're gettin' it done
And gettin' just as messed up and
havin' a lot more fun
Verse 4
G
D
And it's cheaper than a shrink
A
D
G
You don't have to think
A
You just pour and drink
D
It's cheaper than a shrink
Dm
D
A
D
Verse 5
Dm
D
Now me and her had this little
problem between us
G
Tryin' to bridge the gap between
Mars and Venus
A
She said, "Honey,
I think we need to see a marital counselor"
D
I said, "All we need to do is slam a case
of twelve ouncers"
Verse 6
G
D
'Cause it's cheaper than a shrink
A
D
You don't have to think
G
A
You just pour and drink
Verse 7
D
'Bout eighteen bucks
I'll getcha four six-packs
A
D
No No pourin' out your heart
to some high dollar quack
A
D
A
D
Just a flip of the wrist and you're
gettin' it done
Gettin' just as messed up and
F
havin' a lot more fun
Dm
And it's
Verse 8
G
cheaper than a shrink
D
A
D
You don't have to think
G
A
You just pour and drink
D
F
And it's cheaper than a shrink
G
If
Verse 9
the liquor prices soar
as high as gasoline
D
Well, I'd have quit drinkin' back
when I was nineteen
G
It's the oldest most proven
form of therapy
E
A
The best thing about it, far as I can see
Verse 10
G
D
Is that it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
G
A
You just pour and drink
D
And it's cheaper than a shrink
Verse 11
A
Oh, you just pour and drink
D
And it's a whole lot cheaper than
Some big town clock hound
Drag you down shrink
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