Cheaper Than a Shrink chords by Joe Nichols
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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I was sittin' in a chair
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at the H and R Block
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Some bean countin' pencil
pusher runnin' up the clock
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Said, "I've tallied up your numbers
through the end of the year
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Son you spent a small for
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tune on liquor and beer"
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Verse 2
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I said, "It's cheaper than
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a shrink"
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You don't have to think
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You just pour and drink
Verse 3
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It's sixteen-fifty for for a bottle of Jack
No pouring out your heart to
some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist
and you're gettin' it done
And gettin' just as messed up and
havin' a lot more fun
Verse 4
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And it's cheaper than a shrink
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You don't have to think
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You just pour and drink
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It's cheaper than a shrink
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Verse 5
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Now me and her had this little
problem between us
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Tryin' to bridge the gap between
Mars and Venus
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She said, "Honey,
I think we need to see a marital counselor"
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I said, "All we need to do is slam a case
of twelve ouncers"
Verse 6
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'Cause it's cheaper than a shrink
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You don't have to think
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You just pour and drink
Verse 7
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'Bout eighteen bucks
I'll getcha four six-packs
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No No pourin' out your heart
to some high dollar quack
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Just a flip of the wrist and you're
gettin' it done
Gettin' just as messed up and
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havin' a lot more fun
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And it's
Verse 8
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cheaper than a shrink
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You don't have to think
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You just pour and drink
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And it's cheaper than a shrink
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If
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the liquor prices soar
as high as gasoline
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Well, I'd have quit drinkin' back
when I was nineteen
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It's the oldest most proven
form of therapy
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The best thing about it, far as I can see
Verse 10
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Is that it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
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You just pour and drink
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And it's cheaper than a shrink
Verse 11
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Oh, you just pour and drink
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And it's a whole lot cheaper than
Some big town clock hound
Drag you down shrink
Cheaper Than a Shrink
Joe Nichols
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