Cheaper Than a Shrink

Cheaper Than a Shrink easy guitar chords by Joe Nichols

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

Capo

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  • Intro 1



    Verse 1
    I was 
    sittin' 
    in 
    chair 

    at the 
    and R 
    Block 

    Some 
    bean 
    countin' 
    pencil 

    pusher 
    runnin' 
    up 
    the clock 

    Said, 
    "I've tal
    lied 
    up 
    your 
    numbers 

    through the 
    end 
    of 
    the year 

    Son 
    you spent 
    a small 
    for

    tune 
    on 
    liquor 
    and 
    beer" 

    Verse 2
    said, 
    "It's 
    cheaper 
    than 

    a shrink" 

    You don't 
    have 
    to 
    think 

    You 
    just 
    pour 
    and 
    drink 

    Verse 3
    It's 
    sixteen-fifty 
    for 
    for 
    a bottle 
    of 
    Jack 

    No 
    pouring 
    out 
    your 
    heart 
    to 

    some 
    high 
    dollar 
    quack 

    Just 
    a flip 
    of 
    the 
    wrist 

    and you're 
    gettin' 
    it 
    done 

    And 
    gettin' 
    just 
    as 
    messed 
    up 
    and 

    havin' 
    a lot 
    more 
    fun 

    Verse 4
    And it's 
    cheaper 
    than 
    a shrink 

    You 
    don't 
    have 
    to 
    think 

    You 
    just 
    pour 
    and 
    drink 

    It's 
    cheaper 
    than 
    a shrink 

    Verse 5

    Now 
    me 
    and her 
    had 
    this 
    little 

    problem 
    between 
    us 

    Tryin' 
    to 
    bridge 
    the 
    gap 
    between 

    Mars 
    and 
    Venus 

    She said, 
    "Honey, 

    think 
    we 
    need 
    to see 
    marital 
    counselor" 

    I said, 
    "All 
    we 
    need 
    to 
    do 
    is 
    slam 
    case 

    of twelve 
    ouncers" 

    Verse 6
    'Cause it's 
    cheaper 
    than 
    a shrink 

    You 
    don't 
    have 
    to 
    think 

    You 
    just 
    pour 
    and 
    drink 

    Verse 7
    'Bout 
    eighteen 
    bucks 

    I'll getcha 
    four 
    six-packs 

    No 
    No 
    pourin' 
    out 
    your 
    heart 

    to 
    some 
    high 
    dollar 
    quack 

    Just 
    flip 
    of 
    the 
    wrist 
    and you're 

    gettin' 
    it 
    done 

    Gettin' 
    just 
    as 
    messed 
    up 
    and 

    havin' 
    lot 
    more 
    fun

    An
    it's 
    Verse 8
    cheaper 
    than 
    a shrink 

    You 
    don't 
    have 
    to 
    think 

    You 
    just 
    pour 
    and 
    drink 

    And 
    it's 
    cheaper 
    than 
    a shrink 

    If 
    Verse 9
    the liquor 
    prices 
    soar 

    as high 
    as 
    gasoline 

    Well, 
    I'd 
    have 
    quit 
    drinkin' 
    back 

    when 
    was nineteen 

    It's the 
    oldest 
    most 
    proven 

    form 
    of 
    therapy 

    The 
    best 
    thing 
    about 
    it, 
    far 
    as I 
    can 
    see 

    Verse 10
    Is that 
    it's 
    cheaper 
    than 
    a shrink 

    You 
    don't 
    have 
    to 
    think 

    You 
    just 
    pour 
    and 
    drink 

    And 
    it's 
    cheaper 
    than 
    a shrink 

    Verse 11
    Oh, 
    you 
    just 
    pour 
    and 
    drink 

    And 
    it's 
    whole 
    lot 
    cheaper 
    than 

    Some 
    big 
    town 
    clock 
    hound 

    Drag 
    you down 
    shrink 

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