Cheaper Than a Shrink chords by Joe Nichols
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Intro 1
(D major)
(D minor) (D major)
Verse 1
I was (D major) sittin' in a chair (A major)
(D major) at the H and R Block
Some (G major) bean countin' pencil
pusher runnin' up the clock
Said, "I've tal (A major) lied up your numbers
through the end of the year
Son you spent (D major) a small for
(A major) tune (D major) on liquor and beer"
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Verse 2
I said, (G major) "It's cheaper than
a shrink" (D major)
You don't (A major) have (D major) to think
(G major) You just (A major) pour and drink
Verse 3
It's (D major) sixteen-fifty for for a bottle of Jack
No pouring out your heart to
some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist
and you're gettin' it done
And gettin' just as messed up and
havin' a lot more fun
Verse 4
And it's (G major) cheaper than a shrink (D major)
You don't (A major) have (D major) to think (G major)
You just (A major) pour and drink
It's (D major) cheaper than a shrink
(D minor) (D major) (A major) (D major)
Verse 5
(D minor)
Now (D major) me and her had this little
problem between us
(G major) Tryin' to bridge the gap between
Mars and Venus
She said, (A major) "Honey,
I think we need to see a marital counselor"
I said, (D major) "All we need to do is slam a case
of twelve ouncers"
Verse 6
'Cause it's (G major) cheaper than a shrink (D major)
You don't (A major) have to think (D major)
(G major) You just (A major) pour and drink
Verse 7
'Bout (D major) eighteen bucks
I'll getcha four six-packs
(A major) No No (D major) pourin' out your heart
to some high dollar quack
(A major) Just a (D major) flip of the wrist (A major) (D major) and you're
gettin' it done
Gettin' just as messed up and
havin' a lot more fun (F major)
An (D minor) d it's
Verse 8
(G major) cheaper than a shrink
(D major) You don't (A major) have (D major) to think
(G major) You just (A major) pour and drink
And it's (D major) cheaper than a shrink (F major)
(G major) If
Verse 9
the liquor prices soar
as high as gasoline
Well, (D major) I'd have quit drinkin' back
when I was nineteen
It's the (G major) oldest most proven
form of therapy
The (E major) best thing about it, (A major) far as I can see
Verse 10
Is that it's (G major) cheaper than a shrink (D major)
You don't have to think
(G major) You just (A major) pour and drink
And it's (D major) cheaper than a shrink
Verse 11
Oh, you just (A major) pour and drink
And it's a (D major) whole lot cheaper than
Some big town clock hound
Drag you down shrink
Cheaper Than a Shrink
Joe Nichols
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