Candace party chords by Candace

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Verse 1
Em 
First of all, it's not a party, but if it were a party,
G 
it would not be their party, it would be my party.
Am 
Em 
G 
Candace party! Candace party!
Em 
It's not a party,
G 
Em 
it's an intimate get together!
G 
Candace party! Candace party!
Em 
Don't call it that,
G 
Em 
D 
it's just a get together!
G 
Candace party! Candace party!
Em 
Don't spill your drink
D 
Don't drop your food
Em 
Don't make the music
D 
in the house go boom
Em 
D 
Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors
Em 
D 
And please stay out of my room
Em 
Take your feet off the chair
D 
Em 
No running in the house
D 
Put a coaster under that drink
Em 
Hey, these tchotchkes aren't
D 
for juggling
Em 
D 
And that's a toilet, not a sink!
Em 
It's not a party,
G 
it's an intimate get together
Em 
G 
Em 
Candace party! Candace party!
Bm 
Em 
Don't call it that,
G 
it's just a get together
Em 
G 
Em 
Candace party! Candace party!
Bm 
Em 
G 
Em 
Hi, Mom? What, what? I'm sorry,
Bm 
I can't hear you over Candace's intimate get together.
Candace party!
Em 
Hey, what's this in this fishbowl?
Bm 
Em 
G 
I said don't play with
the remote!
Em 
Hey close the door,
were you born in a barn?
Bm 
Em 
G 
Which one of you brought this goat?
Em 
It's not a party,
D 
it's an intimate get together
Em 
Candace party! Candace party!
Don't call it that,
it's just a get together
G 
Candace party! Candace party!
Em 
We're talking I   to the N to the T-
I- M- A- T- E get together
Whaaaat?
I to the N to the T- I- M- A-
T- E get together
That's right.
It's not a party.