Best Tuning App Ever
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by torpedo or crohns chords by 
Why?
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Verse 1
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Sleeping late, I
Hear the sad horns of labor trucks sigh.
My neighbor walks by,
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High heels click dry
Like half- a- proud
Horse down Brook.
I hear somebody's
Babbling I mistook
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For a cavalry,
Whispering "victory"
To the sparks in their kindling.
But all their green woods
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Wet, and unmet as of yet
By the gases of flame,
Pressing against the pending
Physics of my passed down last
G
Name. Living in the tear between
Two spaces, condemned;
In one of the many places
You're not, I am.
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Hiding from my friends
Bm
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In the bathroom at 'ThriftTown'
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To write this tune down.
Interlude 1
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A
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Bm
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Today
Verse 2
after lunch,
I got sick and blew chunks
All over my new shoes
In a lot behind 'Whole Foods'.
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This is a new kind of blues.
And what about losing
Limb or loved one in a duel
G
Dissatisfies you of seems just?
As a kid I did not shit my
pants much;
Why start now with this stuff?
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And I do not bluff, second caller
Gets bit by a dog or Jeff Dahmer.
Kisses or stitches?
No mitt for these pitches.
G
Lone Pone one,
Master of the cheap pun.
If I'm not raw,
I'm just a bit underdone.
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Bm
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Bm
But I'd be O.K., cool as a rail,
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Bm
If they'd just let us have
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Healthfood in hell.
Interlude 2
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A
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A
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Bm
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Verse 3
D
Good heaven's back
ground radiation
And the black arts of waiting.
Not the same since
I switched my hair-
Part and started shaving.
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Got hexed- -
My hidden hair- gone corners.
Oh, I'll never be a joiner,
Life long local foreigner, I.
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Raw- lung, homegrown fake
In coed naked choir;
Second tenor, highest rise,
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Blessed clever compromister.
I'll be proudly mouthing
'Watermelon' every song.
I put the phone to my ear
But all I hear's a dial tone.
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Will they map my skull
And wrap my bones
When my wig is gone?
No. I'll go unknown
By torpedo or Crohn's,
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Bm
Only those evil live to see
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Their own likeness in stone.
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Outro 1
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