Bumcrack, born and raised in
Bumcrack, I'd sure like to show you around
I live way out in the back of
Bumcrack, we all go way back at
You may visit, but you sure as
Well, no one ever said this
There's no pictures of this
No one really visits from the city
Bumcrack, born and raised in
I sure like to show you around
The local lingo starts and ends with
Good for her, she turned 18 without a baby
Buy yourself a bum crack souvenir
Bumcrack's nice and warm this time
Well they call this town the
It's written there in stone on the town hall
No one ever gets off at the station
No one ever gets off here at all
Let's all have a bum crack jubilee
a big parade in bum crack
No one loves my bum crack better than me
Bumcrack road is never long
Bumcrack, bumcrack, my big