Build a better garden chords by Andy prieboy

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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Adam's
in the garden and he lost his ass
His wife is weepin' for her innocence
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You couldn't get apart in
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fleeting ignorance
When the devil stepped in,
he said, I'll take care of this, you see
You got a little shack down
by Dead Man's Pass
We can sell him liquor
by the shot of the glass
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G 
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You wipe the table dance, shake her ass
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For the roots that pass
will make a lot of cash
And we'll build a better garden
We'll build a better garden
We'll build a better garden
We'll build a better garden
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We're gonna build a better,
build a better,
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build a better world
You'll see, you and me
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Don't go beggin' pardon
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F 
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Cause we'll build a better garden than he
And he said King's called a meeting,
he's my right -hand man
To persuade his brother as firmly as he can
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To stay down on the farm,
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stop wanderin' the land
Cut the hippie shit, man,
stick to the plan
Because everybody's gonna
want a bowl of peas
They don't come from
heaven or grow on trees
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We divide up the labor,
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the hands and the feet
Everybody comin' to us if they wanna eat
And we'll build a better garden
Build a better garden
We're gonna build a better garden
Build a better garden
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We're gonna build a better,
build a better,
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build a better world
G 
You see, you and me
F 
Don't go beggin' pardon
C 
Cause we'll build a better
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G 
garden than he
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G 
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Yeah
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And he said,
if we make procreation dirty and taboo
We can sell a lot of
Buicks and shampoo if we do
We'll nip them in the bud,
retard them at the root
Till they're sexual morons when they hit 22
I have seen the future and
the future's great
Four hundred billion begging dogs
in the human race
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Going ooh baby, ow baby,
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woo baby, now baby
More baby, less baby, harder to the left
I'll give them gel -filled squirmies,
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amaretto lube
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Let them start incense
to get them in the mood
C 
We'll give them laboratory -tested,
heavy -duty action
Package action,
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maximum extension
Satisfaction, all your money back
Build a better garden
Build a better garden
Build a better garden
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F 
Build a build a better, build a better world
G 
You see, you and me
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Don't go beggin' for it
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Cause we'll build a better
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garden than he
We're gonna build a better garden
Build a better garden
We're gonna build a better garden
Build a better garden
C 
We're gonna build a better,
build a better, a better world
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You and me,
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don't go beggin' pardon
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Cause we'll build a better
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garden that year
Everybody build a better garden
Build better garden
Build a better garden
Build a better garden
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F 
Build a  better, build a better,
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You and me,
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G 
F 
don't go beggin' pardon
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Cause we'll build a better
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G 
C 
G 
F 
G 
C 
garden than he
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F 
G 
You and me, you and me
We'll all make it hard
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Cause we'll build a better
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garden than he
There'll be a war on every ocean
A war on every shore
War for every reason
and to settle every score
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There's the first Messenian,
the second Messenian
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The Punic and Korean and
the Peloponnesian
And the Opium, Ionian,
the Persian and Byzantian
The Roman, Carthaginian,
Egyptian and Sumerian
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The War of the Roses, French War of Religion
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The War of the Prawn and
the Spanish Succession
With the Battle of Lucerne,
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the Battle of Poitiers
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Well, I think it's just about time to close,
and the record is just about made.
And in the meantime,
I think we're going to just leave things go as they are.