Bubble Boy chords by Mathas

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Intro 1

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Verse 1
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Keep me gassed up in a bubble,
away from other people
Quarantined in my modesty
with a muzzle so I don't cause trouble
I'm a bag of garbage with a flip -top lid
I'm a rechag cartoon flapping gob
gone in the wind
My gums are acid red,
spilling gaps between my teeth
My outkeep is so hard to keep,
I meet myself halfway
With a bucket of carbonara sauce
and a bouquet of eels
Herbally medicating myself
with supplement pills
I'm a mutant strain of every allergy,
habit riddled parasite
18th century hospital floor by
candlelight
Hypochondriac reacting to every piss,
shit and fart
Aorta plugged with corks
to clock the heart attack to start
I'm beat by eggs at the end
of the weekend
Creamed by the leader, filling my meat up
Wine and cheese and cold meats
and even peanuts
We'll leave this heathen heaving
to a vegan meeting
Pleading for their secrets
Asking how do I drag my ass
out of this cesspit
I'm desperate
So I know I gotta eat my greens right
And I know I gotta pick the
whole meal over white
And I know the less ingredients the better
But I gotta make my daily payment
See my belly is a smart peddler
But if you don't wanna play
I'll take my things and go
I wouldn't wanna be around me either, man
I wipe my nose and go
But if you don't wanna play with me
I'll take my things and go
Oh, I wouldn't want to be around me enemy
I wipe my nose and go
Forever lethargic,
inked up in old potato arsenic
After thought of exercise
will far outweigh the power to partake
And after a bag of fruit juice
and a carton of good booze
An afternoon of ass face
will end up in a food snooze
Perusing the shopping aisles
of my nightmares and there's no food
Wake up mid -digestion
with the Heston's
Feast of pheasant meat
can feed impressively but
made a mess of me
Intestinally a factory of battery
for the girl that's sleeping next to me
I'm sorry baby, I apologize for that
Just stick me in a seal raincoat
and send me out the back
And I'll gas myself to death by accident
but in my defense
That stank is actually a fungus
made its home inside my abdomen
And I'll understand if
you don't want to play
but I'll take my things and go
I wouldn't want to be around me either,
babe
Give me a hoes and go
But if you don't want to play with me
I'll take my things and go
I wouldn't want to be around me either,
babe
Give me a hoes and go
You'd think I was a boy in a bubble
Cause none of these top shelves can seem
to see the gem hidin' in the rubble
Hubble fuckin' telescopes
strapped to their eyes
While they fine comb analyze
my style like I'm lyin'
Half the time I can't tell
if they're entertained or intimidated
When the planet to me
is eternally progressive but inundated
With dated institutional thought,
rappers who can't rap
And snacks inside a pack
pushed to the max instead of spinach
I'm a livin', paint a picture for you bricks
that ain't a figment
Of your dull imaginations tellin' me
I'll never make it, make it where, boy?
Quit manipulating my pigment
The bitchiness of your wishlist
is piss weak and it's mystique
I'm stealth -flipping a parody of myself
It's a pleasure to meet your acquaintance
But mate, I'm pretty sure
bacon's waiting
And I'd prefer to eat
than be sedated by your mateship
And the fakeness of our lame and
homosapien relationships
So if you don't wanna play
Then take your things and go
I wouldn't wanna be around you either,
man
Just take your things and go
So if you don't wanna play with me
Then take your things and go
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I wouldn't wanna be
around you either, man you