Boomerang Theory (Non Album Track) chords by Gym Class Heroes

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Intro 1
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Verse 1
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The other night I got arrested
C 
Em 
by the karma police and beat down
Dm 
And didn't bother waiting for my receipt,
hopped on my feet
Em 
and skipped town
They say what goes around
Am 
comes around,
Em 
and I have found that that's true
Cause even with a stomach
Dm 
filled with chill pills,
Em 
I still feel ill
Am 
The other night I got arrested
by the karma coppers
And tossed in the back
Em 
of a sarcastic fatty wagon
G 
And being bloody buddy,
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and I didn't resist
Dm 
I knew I had it coming to me,
Em 
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and didn't get pissed when they issued the summons to me for
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Em 
years and years of ear -infected literates and peers and peers
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that listened so well
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and for tears and tears
Dm 
I tasted broader influence
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I'm still here on this pier
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for fear of setting sail
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Evidence proved I let paranoia
Dm 
get the best of me
Em 
I gave my girl a little
G 
and let my friends receive the rest of me
Am 
So here I am with nothing
Dm 
Empty pockets, 20 stock tips,
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a stick of gum
and far too many dreams
G 
of having something
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So this is for the frogs that felt
the wrath of my firecrackers
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and all the roaches that I
stole with no regard
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And   all the candy that got stolen
from the corner store
Em 
I'm really sorry, being you, it's kinda hard
Am 
I got arrested by the karma
police in B -town
Em 
And didn't bother waiting
Dm 
for my receipt
Hopped on my feet and skipped town
Em 
Am 
They say what goes around comes around
And I have found that that's real
Em 
Dm 
Cause even with a stomach filled with chill
Em 
I still feel ill
Am 
Okay, okay, okay, this is what I get
I mean no disrespect,
Em 
but I'll accept these charges
You can keep your plea bargains, pardon
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I   made this machine,
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Em 
and every rusty cock it's in it
And gave you the dreams,
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just wait a cotton -picking minute
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The time, the time left over
Dm 
on my dinner plate
Em 
The crimes,
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the crimes committed as a youth
Am 
I'm fine, I'm fine, just
Dm 
let me reevaluate
Em 
I'm innocent, don't believe me,
G 
well here's the proof
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I've been that model citizen,
Dm 
paper route and  all
Em 
From small enough to look upskirts
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to tall enough to play basketball
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I had to fall just to stand
Dm 
and realize I'm just a man
Em 
So here I am in handcuffs,
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the shit that makes a man tough
Am 
So this is for the farmers
C 
being mass hooked with our water guns
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And all the animals that died
cause we were bored
Dm 
And all the girls with broken hearts,
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I'm truly sorry
Em 
I   learned my lesson,
C 
I'm confessing, hit me corny
Am 
I got arrested by the corner police
Em 
and beat down
And didn't bother waiting
Dm 
for my receipt
Em 
Hopped on my feet and skipped town
This ain't what goes
Am 
around comes around
Em 
And I have found it, that's real
Cause even with a stomach
Dm 
filled with chain pills
Em 
I still feel ill
Am 
The other night I got arrested
by the karma police
Em 
And beat down
And taken by the waiting
Dm 
for my receipt
Em 
Hopped on my feet and skipped town
This ain't what goes
Am 
around comes around
Em 
And I have found that that's real
Cause even when your stomach
Dm 
filled with cheap pills