Bobby chords by Smut Peddlers

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Verse 1
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Look at Bob's eyes,
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he's been traumatized
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He was that  way out of the chute
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What makes him tick?
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He acts   like he's sick
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We have  suspicions that he might be a  fruit
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I think he sure is gay
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At the FPGA
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The info card  said he was a girl
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He's got hemorrhoids
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And he acts paranoid
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He thinks it's him against the world
What a whipping crime
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Is he a girl or a guy?
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He's a lone wolf
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He trusts no man
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Independent, no friends
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He walks alone
Kinda like an old Clint
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Eastwood movie
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He refuses to eat
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and he squirts on the sheep
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Now he wants to go outside
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He doesn't like cars
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and he don't go too far
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But he might have to go  for a  ride
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His tail gets fat from a coon or a cat
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But he's usually in bed all day
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He's right on my gut,
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watch out for his butt
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Doesn't look like he'd be fit to destroy
You should be bolder
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Stop looking over your
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G 
shoulder
Supper's ready
Chow down
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Db 
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Eat your  dinner
This food is good
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Mmm -mmm
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If you don't eat it I'm
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all over it
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C 
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He  never saw the germs in his ass,
but it's all worth it
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He's like an ocelot,
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G 
it's right on crack
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Been sittin' on eight o 'clock
and lookin' like he's
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got something to do
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And he's never coming back
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He's chillin' on my bed
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and it fucks with my head
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Because he did it on
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Christmas Day
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He's got no nuts and he
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keeps a high butt
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And I guess that's
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how he's going to stay
This stuff is the bomb
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If you don't eat it, I'm   all over it
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So come get some
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Real beef dinner
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Shredded, sliced, carved,
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crack -filet, poultry platter
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Seat cap was choice,
with tuna and egg and sauce
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Super combo    meal
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Mixed grill!