Key: B minor•
Verse 1
Bm
Here's a song about two of Virginia's most famous,
internationally famous lovers.
Oh my wife's name is Lorena
and you really should have
seen her.
She's beautiful is
My name is John Wayne Bobbin.
I work hard at my job.
Bm
It was my right to have a little fun in bed.
F#
Bm
Well, she was n't in the mood then,
and I must have gotten rude then,
B
Em
and I guess I got a little out of line.
I was finished, I was sleeping,
Bm
F#
Bm
that was mine.
F#
Bm
Yes, my angry little wifey
took her little kitchen knifey,
B
Bm
she did a little homemade surgery.
she made me a little shorter
Bm
And she took off with the very best of me
F#
Bm
She jumped into her Toyota,
she took off with my Promoter
missed her
Then Lorena told a copy
Bm
F#
An d a very kindly doctor
Bm
F#
Bm
sewed it on
F#
Bm
I got back my little buddy,
it's my little understudy.
B
Em
It's going to work according to reports,
but it cowers and it cringes
B
Bm
and it's tender around the hinges.
F#
Bm
So I guess I better keep it in my sorts.
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsBm F# B Em C
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