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Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) chords by 
Nofx
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Intro 1
Am
G
C
G
F
Dm
G
C
G
Dm
D5
F
C
G
D5
F
C
G
I'll throw a
Verse 1
D5
F
pie in the face of piety
C
G
I'll torch a torah right off a bridge
D5
C
I am a reverend of ir reverence
Bm
G
I'm a shill for any sacrilege
D5
F
I understand that faith in a deity
G
Helps the masses who are
D5
having hard times
Dm
F
But blasphemy like prostitution
C
D5
Are clearly victimless crimes
Dm
F
Blasphemy, blasphe- you,
C
G
Jesus Christ the blackest Jew
Verse 2
D
D5
Dm
F
Blasphe- you, blas phemy,
C
G
D5
C
D5
C
poisonous pedagogy
D5
F
I'm an unbeliever, I'm a heretic
C
G
I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew
D5
C
I'm a trouble making immature imp
G
I'm gonna turn your other
Bm
G
cheek for you
D5
I understand we all need
Dm
F
something to believe in
G
D5
I believe I'll never be given wings and
F
I'm sorry if it's up there cuz I didn't think
C
A song was gonna hurt
D5
its feelings
Dm
F
Blasphemy, speak ing deadpan
C
G
Apparently this god has got a master plan
D5
Dm
F
Now they call foul, pure heresy
C
But ya gotta wonder,
G
does he have a plan B?
Interlude 1
Dm
F
C
Verse 3
Bb
F
Horus similar to Mithra,
C
G
Attis analogous to Krishna
Bb
F
Jesus, different name same story
Am
A
Am
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory
A
D5
C
Bm
D5
C#
C
Bm
My pos
D5
C#
ition hasn't been occulted
C
Bm
It can never be more overstated
D5
C#
My in telligence has been insulted
C
Bm
So my tongue lashes out in defense
D5
Anything that is your holy
F
or sacred
G
I'm gonna de secrate
D5
and use in jest
But you'll never hear a crack
F
about Mohammad
Verse 4
C
Cause I don't wanna get
D5
shot in the chest
F
Blasphemy, isn't this fun
C
G
Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun
D5
Dm
F
Blasphemy, want some more?
C
G
Mother Mary, the virgin whore
Outro 1
D5
Dm
F
C
D
Dm
F
C
Dm
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