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Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) chords by NOFX

  • Am

  • G

  • C

  • F

  • Dm

  • D5

    5
  • Bm

    2
  • D

  • Bb

  • A

  • C#

    4
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Intro 1
(A minor) (G major) (C major) (G major) (F major) (D minor) (G major) (C major) (G major) (D minor)
(D5) (F major) (C major) (G major) (D5)
(F major) (C major)
(G major) I'll throw a
Verse 1
(D5) pie in the face of piety (F major)
I'll torch a (C major) torah right off a bridge (G major)
I (D5) am a reverend of (C major) ir reverence
I'm a (B minor) shill for any sacri (G major) lege
I under (D5) stand that faith in a (F major) deity
Helps the (G major) masses who are
having hard (D5) times
But blasphemy (D minor) like pros (F major) titution
Are (C major) clearly (D5) victimless crimes
Blasphemy, (D minor) (F major) blasphe- you,
Jesus (C major) Christ the blackest (G major) Jew

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Verse 2
(D major) Blasphe- you, (D5) (D minor) blas (F major) phemy,
pois (C major) onous pedagogy (G major) (D5) (C major) (D5) (C major)
I'm (D5) an unbeliever, (F major) I'm a heretic
I'm gonna pro (C major) jectile puke off a (G major) pew
I'm a (D5) trouble making imma (C major) ture imp
I'm gonna (G major) turn your other
(B minor) cheek for you (G major)
I under (D5) stand we all need
(D minor) something to be (F major) lieve in
I be (G major) lieve I'll never be given wings (D5) and
I'm sorry if it's up there cuz I (F major) didn't think
A (C major) song was gonna hurt
its feel (D5) ings
Blasphemy, speak (D minor) (F major) ing deadpan
Apparently this (C major) god has got a master (G major) plan
Now they call (D5) foul, pure (D minor) heresy (F major)
But ya gotta won (C major) der,
does he have a plan (G major) B?
Interlude 1
(D minor) (F major)
(C major)
Verse 3
(B flat major) Horus similar to (F major) Mithra,
(C major) Attis analogous to (G major) Krishna
(B flat major) Jesus, different name same (F major) story
All based on (A minor) ancient (A major) Egyptian (A minor) allegory
(A major) (D5) (C major) (B minor) (D5) (C sharp major) (C major) (B minor)
My pos
(D5) ition hasn't been oc (C sharp major) culted
It can (C major) never be more over (B minor) stated
My (D5) in telligence has been in (C sharp major) sulted
So my (C major) tongue lashes out in de (B minor) fense
Any (D5) thing that is your holy
or (F major) sacred
I'm gonna (G major) de secrate
and use in jest (D5)
But you'll never hear a crack
about Mo (F major) hammad
Verse 4
Cause I don't (C major) wanna get
shot in the (D5) chest
Blasphemy, isn't this (F major) fun
Rob a rab (C major) bi, bugger a (G major) nun
Blas (D5) phemy, (D minor) want some (F major) more?
Mother Mary, (C major) the virgin (G major) whore
Outro 1
(D5) (D minor) (F major) (C major) (D major) (D minor) (F major)
(C major) (D minor)
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