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Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) easy guitar chords by Nofx
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 5
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Am
G
C
F
Dm
D5
Bm
D
Bb
A
Db
Am
G
C
F
Dm
D5
Bm
D
Bb
A
Db
Intro 1
I'll
throw a
Verse 1
pie
in the
face
of piety
I'll
torch
a
torah
right
off
a bridge
I
am
a reverend
of
ir
reverence
I'm
a
shill
for any
sacri
lege
I under
stand
that
faith
in
a
deity
Helps
the
masses
who are
having
hard
times
But
blasphemy
like
pros
titution
Are
clearly
victimless crimes
Blasphemy,
blasphe- you,
Jesus
Christ
the
blackest
Jew
Verse 2
Blas
phe- you,
blas
phemy,
pois
onous
ped
agogy
I'm
an unbeliever,
I'm a
heretic
I'm
gonna pro
jectile
puke off a
pew
I'm a
trouble
making
imma
ture
imp
I'm
gonna
turn
your other
cheek
for you
I under
stand
we all need
something
to be
lieve
in
I be
lieve
I'll never
be given
wings
and
I'm
sorry
if
it's up there
cuz I
didn't
think
A
song
was gonna
hurt
its feel
ings
Blasphemy,
speak
ing
deadpan
Apparently
this
god
has
got
a master
plan
Now
they
call
foul,
pure
heresy
But ya
gotta
won
der,
does he
have
a plan
B?
Interlude 1
Verse 3
Horus
similar
to
Mithra,
Attis
analogous
to
Krishna
Jesus,
different
name
same
story
All
based
on
ancient
Egyptian
allegory
My pos
ition
hasn't
been oc
culted
It can
never
be
more
over
stated
My
in
telligence
has been in
sulted
So my
tongue
lashes
out
in de
fense
Any
thing
that
is your
holy
or
sacred
I'm gonna
de
secrate
and use in
jest
But you'll
never
hear
a crack
about Mo
hammad
Verse 4
Cause
I don't
wanna
get
shot
in the
chest
Blasphemy,
isn't
this
fun
Rob
a
rab
bi,
bugger
a
nun
Blas
phemy,
want
some
more?
Mother
Mary,
the
virgin
whore
Outro 1
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