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Bj Is Trump Lite Or Nwo easy guitar chords by 
The Pocket Gods
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Verse 1
G
D
G
C
I've been down here such a long, time
G
C
My neck is at a weird angle
G
and I don't love the view
Em
I've been working hard here,
A
not sure what else to do
G
C
Maybe I'll try eye contact
G
Nope, no, eye contact,
C
G
I feel like a creep
Em
Maybe it'll be over soon
A
and I can go to OOF
G
C
G
Ew, I just chagged a hay chag
OOF
C
I did it again
G
Who was the first woman
C
G
to put a dick in her mouth?
So avant -garde, what a pioneer
Em
God, I don't know anything
A
about the history of women
G
If a hipster comes on
C
G
someone's face
Does he make it in a figure eight
Em
like little cum glasses?
D
Pearl Vision
G
C
I wanna make you feel good
D
G
C
And stopping now would feel kind of wrong
D
G
C
I want to make you feel good,
D
G
C
G
but only if it doesn't take too long
What should I do?
C
My mouth is so dry
Em
D
Is it considered lubricant if I start to cry?
G
If my dad saw me now,
C
I would feel so bad
Em
Oh my god,
A
stop thinking about my dad
C
The length of time down
D
here I'm willing to do
C
is directly proportional to
D
how much I like you
C
I feel like you should know that
D
Em
and hurry up cuz guess what?
A
I don't like you that much
D
Or maybe I do
Who are you?
G
I'm 36 years old
C
and I forgot who I'm blowing
Em
I can't be down here any longer with
D
not knowing
G
you've got one of those dicks
C
that I can't seem to place
Em
A
I'll pretend to take a deep breath
and look up at your face.
D
Oh! It's Derek!
G
C
I wanna make you feel good
D
G
C
D
and stopping now would feel kind of wrong
G
C
I wanna make you feel good,
D
G
C
G
but only if it doesn't take too long
C
Em
Wait… What's that sound?
D
It's silence.
G
I feel like I haven't hear silence
C
in such a long time.
Em
Is this the first time
D
I've stopped talking in like,
two years?
G
Am I talking to fill the void
C
of the great big empty?
Am I always like
G
meh me h meh meh meh meh meh
A
meh meh meh meh meh meh
So I don't have to face my fears
C
Do I really need a dick in my mouth
D
to stop talking?
C
D
Don't I ever shut the fuck up?
C
D
God, I'm so sick of myself
Em
I need to talk to my therapist
A
about why I talk so much
Am I scared of science?
C
G
C
G
C
Yes, he's coming!
G
Oh, he's coming!
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