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Birthday card easy guitar chords by 
Example
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Verse 1
C
Am
C
F
I was
C
on my last
warning from Mrs Example,
Am
Clean up my act stop being
F
an asshole,
C
Didn't help my debacle,
Am
I'd just woken up from an all day,
F
C
all night, filthy (barkle),
Something quite (bait) about
F
today's date,
Am
I'd was hard to locate I'd drunk
C
too much Pernod,
Took another swipe with my
F
Mach 3 Turbo,
Am
C
Then it hit me like a raging inferno.
Verse 2
Am
I don't believe it I,
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
C
She wont be a happy gal,
Am
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
C
Am
C
She's gonna scream and yell,
Am
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
C
She'll leave me man, she might as well,
F
Forgot her bloody birthday card.
Verse 3
C
I try to keep things relative,
G
Am
Never give (?) to myself if I can,
But I can only think negative,
C
F
Used to tell her shit like I'd lost my pen,
Am
Now there's a chance I'll
never see her face again,
C
So I walk a fine line, but it's not the end,
Am
C
See I bought her a voucher for H and M,
She can get a new skirt
and she'll look the part,
Am
And if it don't work
pour out my heart,
Verse 4
C
Look, yeah, I'm going to be
Am
completely honest with you,
You know I love you, you know I respect you,
C
At the end of the day, a birthday card,
Am
It's just a piece of paper isn't it?
C
In an envelope.
Am
Yeah I know a voucher
is a piece of paper too,
C
Yeah, but you can get a skirt with that,
Am
Well you can get shoes then.
F
Wait,
Verse 5
C
nah that's bullshit,
I can't do that,
Am
C
Cant sound like a wanker, (a girly chat),
So I gotta make a dash
for the petrol station,
Am
Cause their cards are perfect
C
for any occasion,
Am
I drop my razor and splash my (boat),
I grab some tracky- d's and
a random coat,
C
Then I'm on it with a wallet,
F
And I hit the pavement,
Am
I'm running down the street with my face half shaven,
C
Verse 6
Am
C
I'm getting stronger and stronger
my legs are burning,
Am
C
There's still hope yet just a couple of turn- in's,
Am
C
See the longer I wander the more I scream,
F
Am
F
She gets here at 10 and it's quarter to.
Verse 7
C
Am
C
I don't believe it I,
Am
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
C
Am
C
She wont be a happy gal,
Am
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
C
Am
She's gonna scream and yell,
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
C
She'll leave me man, she might as well,
Am
C
Forgot her bloody birthday card.
Verse 8
I get to the garage,
Panic scanning the rack,
Am
C
99 percent of the range is all crap,
Happy Birthday Dad, Worlds Best Mother,
Am
I Love You Sister,
C
You're a Special Brother,
No other bloody card with
a cover for a lover,
Am
Plus I'm getting kinda stressed
C
as I search for an other,
But this one struck me,
It's pink and funky,
Am
With a cartoon print of a drunken
monkey.
C
Verse 9
Am
C
There's a chance I'll make
it I'm nearly done,
F
Am
F
I hand him the coins and it's time to run,
C
Am
C
Now it's 5 minutes too
and I'm nearly home,
Am
I feel a vibration and check my phone.
C
The
Verse 10
G
message reads,
C
Am
“Honey, I'll be there shortly”,
“I just got off the bus
and I've started walking”,
C
So like Kelly Holmes I sprint the home straight,
Am
I rip my tracky- d's as I hurdle the gate,
C
G
I crash through the door,
I fall up the stairs,
Am
C
Looking like I've been in intensive care,
The Biro's f**ked, the pencil's broken,
Am
I grab a Magic Marker
C
and write a token,
G
Of my appreciation for her,
Am
F
C
And the things that make her so per- fect,
S**t, there's the bell,
F
Am
I seal the envelope
it should all be swell,
F
C
G
Look, here she is, my Kiera Knightly,
Am
She gives me a kiss and
F
I hug her tightly,
C
F
She asks why I've only shaved half my face,
C
And sweating like I've just
F
C
come first in some race,
Verse 11
I got up extra early,
Am
F
To exercise and stretch my thighs,
C
So I could see my special girly,
Am
She looks in my eyes and sees my lies,
F
C
With a dubious face she
accepts the card,
Am
She reads it,
F
drops it and slaps me hard,
C
I open it up and prepare for doom,
Am
C
The text in the card reads Get Well Soon.
Verse 12
I don't believe it I,
Am
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
C
She wont be a happy gal,
Am
F
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
C
She's gonna scream and yell,
Am
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
C
She'll leave me man, she might as well,
Am
F
Forgot her bloody birthday card.
Verse 13
C
Ok, I admit, yeah,
Am
I messed up big time,
C
Am
But have I got a surprise for you?
Yep, nah man, wait for it,
C
I booked us a table,
Am
At Nandos,
C
No ser.. where you going?,
Am
Serious, where you going?,
It's only a card!
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