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Verse 1
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I was
warning from Mrs Example,
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all night, filthy (barkle),
Something quite (bait) about
Took another swipe with my
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Then it hit me like a raging inferno.
Verse 2
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
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She's gonna scream and yell,
Verse 3
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Never give (?) to myself if I can,
But I can only think negative,
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Used to tell her shit like I'd lost my pen,
never see her face again,
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So I walk a fine line, but it's not the end,
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See I bought her a voucher for H and M,
She can get a new skirt
and she'll look the part,
pour out my heart,
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You know I love you, you know I respect you,
is a piece of paper too,
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Wait,
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I can't do that,
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Cant sound like a wanker, (a girly chat),
So I gotta make a dash
for the petrol station,
I grab some tracky- d's and
a random coat,
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I'm running down the street with my face half shaven,
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Verse 6
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my legs are burning,
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There's still hope yet just a couple of turn- in's,
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See the longer I wander the more I scream,
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She gets here at 10 and it's quarter to.
Verse 7
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I don't believe it I,
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She wont be a happy gal,
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She's gonna scream and yell,
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
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Forgot her bloody birthday card.
Verse 8
I get to the garage,
Panic scanning the rack,
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99 percent of the range is all crap,
Happy Birthday Dad, Worlds Best Mother,
No other bloody card with
a cover for a lover,
But this one struck me,
It's pink and funky,
monkey.
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Verse 9
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it I'm nearly done,
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I hand him the coins and it's time to run ,
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and I'm nearly home,
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I feel a vibration and check my phone.
Verse 10
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“Honey, I'll be there shortly”,
“I just got off the bus
and I've started walking”,
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So like Kelly Holmes I sprint the home straight,
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I rip my tracky- d's as I hurdle the gate,
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I crash through the door,
I fall up the stairs,
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Looking like I've been in intensive care,
The Biro's f**ked, the pencil's broken,
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And the things that make her so per- fect,
S**t, there's the bell,
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I seal the envelope
it should all be swell,
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Look, here she is, my Kiera Knightly,
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She asks why I've only shaved half my face,
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come first in some race,
Verse 11
I got up extra early,
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To exercise and stretch my thighs,
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She looks in my eyes and sees my lies,
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With a dubious face she
accepts the card,
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The text in the card reads Get Well Soon.
Verse 12
I don't believe it I,
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Forgot her bloody birthday card,
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Forgot her bloody birthday card.
Verse 13
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But have I got a surprise for you?
Yep, nah man, wait for it,
It's only a card!
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