Bingo's Not His Name-O chords by Half Japanese

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Verse 1
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I have a dog that
won't fetch a bone
and won't wash my car,
won't paint my house.
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C 
I have a dog that won't fetch a bone
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and I don't know what to do.
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I have a dog that won't shake hands,
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won't do the dishes,
won't mop the floor.
C 
I have a dog that won't shake hands,
G 
Where did I go wrong, oh
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I have a dog that won't roll over
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Won't cut my hair, won't blend the fence
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I have a dog that won't roll over
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I hang my head in shame, oh
I have a dog that won't catch a ball
Won't iron my shirt,
won't fry me some eggs
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I have a dog that won't catch a ball,
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won't even wag his tail,
D 
But a dog's a man's best friend
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Some of them just the same, oh