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Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine chords by 
Simon & Garfunkel 
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Key: D major•BPM: 182
Intro 1
D
Verse 1
D
Do people have a tendency
to dump on you?
Does your group have more
C
cavities than theirs?
D
Do all the hippies seem to
get the jump on you?
Do you sleep alone when
C
others sleep in pairs?
Bb
Well there's no need to complain
A
We'll eliminate your pain
G
We can neutralize your brain
A
You'll feel just fine
Now
G
F
C
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!
D
Verse 2
Do figures of authority
just shoot you down?
C
Is life within the business world a drag?
D
Did your boss just mention that
you'd better shop around
C
To find yourself a more productive bag?
Bb
Are you worried and distressed?
A
Can't seem to get no rest?
G
Put our product to the test
A
You'll feel just fine
Now
G
F
C
Buy a big bright green
Verse 3
pleasure machine!
A
G
You'd better hurry up and order one
Em
E
A
Our lim ited supply is very nearly gone
Verse 4
D
Do you nervously await the
blows of cruel fate?
Do your checks bounce
C
higher than a rubber ball?
D
Are you worried 'cause your
girlfriend's just a little late?
C
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?
Bb
We can end your daily strife
A
At a reasonable price
G
You've seen it advertised in Life
A
You'll feel just fine
Now
G
F
C
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!
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