Alberta, you just couldn't call her small.
Put her blue dress on and she'd cool her hair,
oh, she'd be making all wee.
When the bass is deaf and old and her walk
should be swinging down the street
You could tell she was ready
She slipped into the crowd
Yeah, the big -boned girl was proud
Now people would come from miles around,
But when the big bald gal came shuffling in,
she'd hold them in a trance
But till she was ready, by the look in her eyes,
she slipped into the crowd
She walked with grace as she
Where the big -boned girl was proud
Hey, hey, the big -boned gal
Ain't no doubt she's the natural
Shakin' and a -singin' and a
-breakin' up across the floor
Hey, hey, the big -boned gal
Ain't no doubt she's the natural
Reelin' and a -rockin' and she's
They just couldn't call her small
You could tell she was ready
She sniffed in through the cloud
She walked forth with ease as
And the big -boned girl was proud
Hey, hey, the big -boned gal
Ain't no doubt she's a natural
Shakin' and a -snickin' and a
-breakin' up across the floor
Hey, hey, the big -boned gal
Ain't no doubt she's a natural
Reelin' and a -rockin' and
she's yellin' out for more
Hey, hey, the big -boned gal
Ain't no doubt she's a natural
Shakin' and a -snackin' and a
-breakin' on the front floor
Hey, hey, the big -boned gal
Ain't no doubt she's the master of
Reelin' and a -rockin' and
she's yellin' out some more