The life that I'm seeking
is not in this bar where I'm sitting
But it sure ain't at home
where the one that I'm married
But it ain't back at home
where she's putting in curlers and rollers
But it sure ain't my wife
that's devoted her life to
Happiness surely still is in this world
and somewhere it's waiting for me
And I know that it must be
and sittin' home watchin' T .V.
Somewhere between Playboy magazine
and next Tuesday night's P .T .A.
and what all the dog did today.
could be one of the same,
what a beautiful world this would be
and sitting home watching
but a man can't exist on just bread
is the one thing I ain't being fed
but there's lots of bargains
Walking through town tempting me
And a body could rust on a diet of lust
At sitting home watching TV
Somewhere between Playboy magazine
And next Tuesday night's PTA
And what all the dog did today
What a beautiful world this would be
And sittin' home watchin' TV you