Betty And Me chords by Jonathan Coulton
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Verse 1
(G major) (F major) (G major) (F major) (G major)
(F major) (G major) I guess I was skeptical
when I first met Dr. Martin
(F major) He (G major) said, "We could build
a baby out of DNA"
And although (C major) it was expensive,
it was legal in the states where it was (G major) n't banned (F major) (G major)
It was Betty (D major) who suggested we cut out
(C major) the parts of me (B flat major) that she (G major) can't stand
(F major) So,
Verse 2
(C major) (G major) we (E minor) made an appointment
and Betty (G major) went (A major) alone
They (E minor) worked out the details
and then called (G major) me on (A major) the phone
To say, "Con (A minor) gratulations, (D major) Dad"
(G major) Now things
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Verse 3
are getting bet (D major) ter
for Betty (C major) (G major) an d me
We're making (D major) us a baby (C major) that's just
like (G major) me only bet (E minor) ter
(A major) And Betty says he'll be taller (E minor) (A major) , and Betty
says he'll (E minor) be smarter
(A major) And Betty says that our baby will
(D major) be better than (G major) me (F major) (G major)
Verse 4
Betty was pretty firm (G major) about
our baby being hu (F major) man
I (G major) said, "We should give him wings
and a nice prehensile tail
He could travel (C major) with the circus making money,
making friends with (G major) clowns" (F major) (G major)
Betty (D major) said, "That's stupid and, for God's (C major) sake,
would you turn (B flat major) that TV (G major) down?" (F major) (C major) (G major)
Now I've (E minor) seen Betty happy,
Verse 5
but (G major) she's never been (A major) like this
She glows (E minor) like someone's girlfriend
in the middle (G major) of a (A major) kiss
And I'm (A minor) excited (D major) too
(G major) 'Cause things are getting bet
Verse 6
(D major) ter
for Betty (C major) (G major) an d me
We're making us a baby (D major) (C major) that's just
like (G major) me only bet (E minor) ter
(A major) And Betty says he'll (E minor) be taller,
and Betty (A major) says he'll be smarter (E minor)
(A major) And Betty says that our baby will
(D major) be better than (G major) me (F major) (C major) (G major)
Verse 7
And the love (B flat major) inside me thunders
like (G major) a storm
And I hope (B flat major) the tube they keep him in
(G major) is comfortable and warm
I hope the nutrit (B flat major) ive solution that (C major) they're feeding
him doesn't make him (D major) fat
(G major) Betty's been spending lots
Verse 8
(G major)
of time out late with Dr. Martin
(F major) She (G major) says that they're working
on the baby every night
And Dr. Martin (C major) sends her presents like
new underwear and a bottle of (G major) wine (F major) (G major)
I'll (D major) just keep on writing checks until
(C major) the day that baby (B flat major) (G major) is mine (F major) (G major)
He (E minor) might have my mustache
Verse 9
or my freckles (G major) or (A major) my eyes
Betty (E minor) thinks it's better
if we keep it a sur (A major) prise
I hope (A minor) I find out (D major) soon
'Cause (G major) things are getting bet
Verse 10
(D major) ter
(G major) for Betty (C major) (G major) an d me
We're making (D major) us a baby that's just
(C major) like (G major) me only bet (E minor) ter
(A major) And Betty says he'll be taller (E minor) ,
(A major) and Betty says he'll be smarter (E minor)
(A major) And Betty says that our baby
(A minor) will (D major) be better than
(A minor) Baby will (D major) be better than
Baby (A minor) will be (D major) better than (G major) me
Betty And Me
Jonathan Coulton
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