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Betty And Me chords by
Jonathan Coulton
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Key: A major•
Verse 1
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I guess I was skeptical

when I first met Dr. Martin
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He said, "We could build

a baby out of DNA"
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And although it was expensive,
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it was legal in the states where it wasn't banned
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It was Betty who suggested we cut out
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the parts of me that she can't stand
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So,
Verse 2
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we made an appointment
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and Betty went alone
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They worked out the details
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G

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and then called me on the phone
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To say, "Congratulations, Dad"
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Now things
Verse 3
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are getting better
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for Betty an d me
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We're making us a baby that's just
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like me only better
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And Betty says he'll be taller, and Betty
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says he'll be smarter
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And Betty says that our baby will
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be better than me
Verse 4
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Betty was pretty firm about
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our baby being human
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I said, "We should give him wings

and a nice prehensile tail
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He could travel with the circus making money,
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making friends with clowns"
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Betty said, "That's stupid and, for God's sake,
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would you turn that TV down?"
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Now I've seen Betty happy,
Verse 5

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but she's never been like this
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She glows like someone's girlfriend
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in the middle of a kiss
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And I'm excited too
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'Cause things are getting bet
Verse 6
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ter
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for Betty an d me
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We're making us a baby that's just
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like me only better
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And Betty says he'll be taller,
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and Betty says he'll be smarter
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And Betty says that our baby will
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be better than me
Verse 7
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And the love inside me thunders
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like a storm
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And I hope the tube they keep him in
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is comfortable and warm
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I hope the nutritive solution that they're feeding
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him doesn't make him fat
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Betty's been spending lots
Verse 8
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of time out late with Dr. Martin
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She says that they're working

on the baby every night
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And Dr. Martin sends her presents like
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new underwear and a bottle of wine
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I'll just keep on writing checks until
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the day that baby is mine
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He might have my mustache
Verse 9

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or my freckles or my eyes
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Betty thinks it's better
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if we keep it a surprise
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I hope I find out soon
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'Cause things are getting bet
Verse 10
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ter
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for Betty an d me
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We're making us a baby that's just
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like me only better
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And Betty says he'll be taller,
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and Betty says he'll be smarter
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And Betty says that our baby
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will be better than
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Baby will be better than
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Baby will be better than me

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Tuning:Standard Open Tuner
Chords

  • G

  • F

  • C

  • D

  • Bb

  • Em

  • A

  • Am

Capo: 2

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The original key of Betty And Me by Jonathan Coulton is A major.

The primary chords used in Betty And Me are A, G, D, E, C, F#m.

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