Well, it's 2 a .m. and I'm
I wish it had been a 12 -pack
Cause I'm lookin' out my window
at those piles of fallen leaves
Thinkin' it's just too bad
that beer don't grow on trees
Cause they got lemons and limes,
Hey, even coconuts growin' up there
Oranges, bananas, so how can it be
That God didn't make no beer tree
Well, that fiber just gets stuck
Now, he could have been my hero
and I'd have all my money back
Cause they got lemons and limes,
Oranges, bananas, so how can it be?
Cause God didn't make no beer
I'd drive right past the bar
And I'd never once complain
About workin' in the yard
Cause they got lemons and limes,
Hey, even coconuts grown up there
Well, God didn't make no beer tree
We'd have bottles and cans to own, least
But God didn't make no beer