Whoever did was kind enough
I don't know where I left my car
What bar I ended up last last night
But my phone says I called
Hung up, hungover, I know
Instead of this drink in my hand
If I could beat the bottle
Your love is like a battleship
The whiskey just can't sink
At least that's what I wrote on this
napkin after a couple of drinks
Just made everything a blur
Except the reason I got wasted
Don't know why I keep drinkin'
Hung up, hungover, I know
Instead of this drink in my hand
If I could beat the bottle
Instead of the man that you left
That's a sober thought right there
Even the whiskey won't let
Hung up, hungover, I know
Instead of this drink in my hand
If I could beat the bottle