Banana Thief chords by Buster Shuffle

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Verse 1
G 
On the road for fifteen hours,
C 
I know I need a shower
D 
G 
Sitting in the van cos we are free
Stopped to get some diesel
C 
cos we need a refill
D 
G 
I filled her up and I bought a cup of tea
C 
But as I was leaving
G 
I spotted a banana
Em 
And I was feeling hungry
D 
C 
But a queue had formed
G 
and I didn't fancy waiting
Em 
So I thought I would take
D 
that banana with me
G 
And leave, and leave
C 
Em 
D 
And take that banana with me
G 
C 
So I didn't pay, I decided to leave
Em 
D 
And take that banana with me
G 
So I put it in my pocket,
C 
I thought that I could make it
D 
G 
Walk out of the station and I'll be seen
But I had just been spotted,
C 
the man that worked there clocked it
D 
He locked the doors
G 
and he wouldn't let me leave
C 
And I said, oh now mate,
G 
won't you open these doors?
Em 
D 
And why have you locked me in?
C 
He said, banana!
G 
He said, banana!
Em 
D 
You have to pay for that banana!
G 
C 
Em 
And so I walked back to the till,
D 
so he could scan my banana
G 
C 
Through the glass, through the glass
Em 
He had to scan my  attempted
stolen banana
D 
through the glass
G 
C 
And then I paid one euro fifty
Em 
Then he  unlocked the door
D 
so I could leave
G 
C 
Banana thief, yeah that's me
Em 
I'm a low -down dirty dog as you can see
D 
G 
C 
Without regrets for what I've done
Em 
I'm just another bad guy
D 
who's on the run
G 
But please don't tell my mum