Key: A minor
Verse 1
With your pencil in your hand
You see somebody naked and you say
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D
"Who is that man?"
C
Em
Just what you will say
Verse 2
C
Em
Because something is happening here
F
Am
Do you, Mister Jones?
Verse 3
Am
You raise up your head
And you ask,
G#aug
Am
"Is this where it is?"
And somebody points to you
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and says
D
"It's his"
"Well, what is?"
Am
Verse 4
C
Em
But something is happening
F
Am
Do you, Mister Jones?
Verse 5
Am
You hand in your ticket
Eaug
G#aug
And you go watch the geek
Am
Who immediately walks up to you
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Am
D
When he hears you speak
Em
Am
As he hands you a bone
Verse 6
C
Em
And something is happening here
F
Am
Do you, Mister Jones?
Verse 7
Am
You have many contacts
When somebody attacks
But nobody has any respect
Dm
G
To tax- deductible charity organizations
the professors
And they've all liked your
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Am
looks
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With great lawyers you have discussed
D
F
lepers and crooks
You've been through all of
C
Em
You are very well read
Verse 8
C
Em
But something is happening here
F
Am
Do you, Mister Jones?
Verse 9
Am
Well, the sword swallower
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Am
He comes up to you and then
he kneels
He crosses himself and then
he clicks his
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D
His high heels
And he says,
C
Em
"Here's your throat back
Thanks for the loan"
Am
Verse 10
F
Am
Do you, Mr. Jones?
Verse 11
Am
Now you see this one- eyed midget
Eaug
Am
Shouting the word, "Now"
And you say, "For what reason?"
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D
And he says, "How?"
"What does this mean?"
"You're a cow
C
Em
Am
Give me some milk or else go home"
Verse 12
F
Am
Do you, Mr. Jones?
Verse 13
Am
Well, you walk into the
room like a camel
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Am
E
Am
And then you frown
C
Am
You put your eyes in your pocket
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D
And your nose on the ground
Am
Verse 14
C
Em
'Cause something is hap pening
F
Am
Do you, Mr. Jones?
C
Em
'Cause something is happening
F
Am
Do you, Mr. Jones?
Mr. Jones
Mr. Jones
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