bald
bald

bald easy guitar chords by The Darkness

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Guitar
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E A D G B E

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    • Intro 1




    Verse 1
    It 
    would 
    appear 
    that 
    male 
    pat
    tern 

    Bald
    ness 
    has set 
    in 

    His 
    hair, 
    at 
    an 
    alarming 
    pace 

    Run
    ning 
    away 
    from 
    his 
    face 

    He's 
    losing 
    his 
    vir
    il
    ity 

    And 
    now 
    his 
    mas
    culin
    ity 

    Has been 
    com
    prom
    ised 

    And 
    his 
    libido 
    down-sized 

    Verse 2
    Not 
    Not 
    for 
    me, 
    not 
    for me, 

    not 
    for 
    me, 
    uh-uh 

    Not 
    Not 
    for me, 
    not 
    for 
    me, 

    heaven 
    for
    bid 

    It's 
    not for 
    me 
    you 
    understand 

    Verse 3

    Bald, 
    slap 
    headed 
    and 
    hair
    less 

    Bald 
    he is 
    destined 
    to 
    be 

    Bald, 
    well 
    to
    night 
    thank 
    God 

    it's 
    him instead 
    of 
    me. 

    Verse 4

    From 
    what 
    I 
    have 
    been 
    reading 

    His scalp 
    needs 
    kneading 

    To stimu
    late 
    each 
    follicle 

    An
    d 
    re
    verse 
    this 
    diabol
    ical 

    Con
    dition 

    that's 
    af
    flicted 
    he 

    For 
    years 
    and 
    has 
    cruelly 

    Re
    pulsed 
    each 
    poten
    tial 
    mate 

    And 
    left 
    him 
    with 
    a 
    balding 
    pate 

    Verse 5
    Not 
    for me, 
    not 
    for 
    me, 
    not 
    for 
    me, 
    uh-uh 

    Not 
    Not 
    for me, 
    not for 
    me, 

    heaven 
    for
    bid 

    It's 
    not 
    for me 
    you 
    understand 

    Verse 6

    Bald, 
    slap 
    headed 
    and 
    hair
    less 

    Bald 
    he is 
    destined 
    to 
    be 

    Bald, 
    well 
    to
    night 
    thank 
    God 

    it's 
    him 
    instead 
    of 
    me. 

    Interlude 1
    Sock 
    it to me 
    baby, 
    yeah! 




    Verse 7
    Not 
    for 
    me, 
    not 
    for 
    me, 
    not for 
    me, 
    uh-uh 

    Not 
    Not 
    for me, 
    not 
    for 
    me, 

    heaven 
    forbid 

    It's 
    not for 
    me 
    you 
    understand 

    Verse 8
    Not 
    for 
    me, 
    not 
    for 
    me, 
    not 
    for 
    me, 
    uh-uh 

    Not 
    Not 
    for 
    me, 
    not 
    for me, 

    heaven 
    for
    bid 

    It's 
    not 
    for 
    me 
    you 

    understand 

    Verse 9

    Bald, 
    slap 
    headed 
    and 
    hair
    less 

    Bald 
    he 
    is 
    destined 
    to 
    be 

    Bald, 
    well 
    to
    night 
    thank 
    God 

    it's 
    him 
    instead 
    of 
    me. 

    Thank 
    God! 

    Interlude 2


    Bald, 
    slap 
    Verse 10
    headed 
    and 
    hair
    less 

    Bald 
    he is 
    destined 
    to 
    be 

    Bald, 
    well 
    tonight 
    thank 
    God 

    it's 
    him 
    instead 
    of 
    me. 

    Outro 1
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