Key: E minor
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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It would appear that male pattern
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His hair, at an alarming pace
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Running away from his face
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He's losing his virility
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And now his masculinity
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Has been compromised
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And his libido down-sized
Verse 2
not for me, uh-uh
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heaven forbid
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It's not for me you understand
Verse 3
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Bald, slap headed and hairless
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Bald he is destined to be
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Bald, well tonight thank God
it's him instead of me.
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Verse 4
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From what I have been reading
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His scalp needs kneading
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To stimulate each follicle
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And reverse this diabolical
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Condition
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that's afflicted he
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For years and has cruelly
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Repulsed each potential mate
Verse 5
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Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
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heaven forbid
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It's not for me you understand
Verse 6
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Bald, slap headed and hairless
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Bald he is destined to be
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Bald, well tonight thank God
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it's him instead of me.
Interlude 1
Sock it to me baby, yeah!
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Verse 7
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Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
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Em
Not Not for me, not for me,
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heaven forbid
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It's not for me you understand
Verse 8
Em
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
understand
Am
Verse 9
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Bald, slap headed and hairless
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Bald he is destined to be
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Bald, well tonight thank God
Interlude 2
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Verse 10
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headed and hairless
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Bald he is destined to be
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Bald, well tonight thank God
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it's him instead of me.
Outro 1
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