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Key: E minor•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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It would appear that male pattern
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Baldness has set in
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His hair, at an alarming pace
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Running away from his face
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He's losing his virility
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And now his masculinity
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Has been compromised
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And his libido down-sized
Verse 2
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Not Not for me, not for me,

not for me, uh-uh
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Not Not for me, not for me,
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heaven forbid
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It's not for me you understand
Verse 3
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Bald, slap headed and hairless
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Bald he is destined to be
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Bald, well tonight thank God

it's him instead of me.
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Verse 4
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From what I have been reading
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His scalp needs kneading
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To stimulate each follicle
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And reverse this diabolical
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Condition
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that's afflicted he
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For years and has cruelly
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Repulsed each potential mate
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And left him with a balding pate
Verse 5
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Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
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Not Not for me, not for me,
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A
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heaven forbid
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It's not for me you understand
Verse 6
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Bald, slap headed and hairless
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Bald he is destined to be
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Bald, well tonight thank God
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it's him instead of me.
Interlude 1

Sock it to me baby, yeah!
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Verse 7
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Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
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Not Not for me, not for me,
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heaven forbid
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It's not for me you understand
Verse 8
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Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
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Not Not for me, not for me,
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heaven forbid
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It's not for me you

understand
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Verse 9
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Bald, slap headed and hairless
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Bald he is destined to be
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Bald, well tonight thank God
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it's him instead of me.
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Thank God!
Interlude 2
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Bald, slap
Verse 10
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headed and hairless
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Bald he is destined to be
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Bald, well tonight thank God
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it's him instead of me.
Outro 1

How?
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An acoustic guitar head with tuning pegs

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Chords

  • Em

  • C

  • Am

  • E

  • G

  • A

  • D

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The original key of bald by The Darkness is E minor.

The primary chords used in bald are Em, C, Am, E, G, A.

No capo is required for this song.

Yes, this version uses open chords like Em, C, Am, E, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of bald is approximately 111 beats per minute.

You can easily change the key of bald using our Transpose button located in the toolbar. This will automatically update all chord diagrams on the page to match your new key.

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