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Verse 1
(E minor) Hi girls! (A minor) Hi Chris! (C major)
Hey, you know, I've been thinking.
There's (A minor) some (E minor) things about men
that I really love,
but there's some things I (A minor) don't like at all.
Do you (G major) think we could (C major) discuss this?
Oh, yeah, sure, yeah. (A minor)
Al (G major) right. (E minor)
I don't like men who (A minor) exaggerate
about (E minor) the (B major) places they've been,
about the money they make.
(E minor) I like a man who's
hon (A minor) est and true,
who can (B major) look you in the eye
when he talks to you.
I (E minor) like men who accept (A minor) who they are
Not (B major) everybody can look like a movie star
If you can (E minor) follow this thought
to its lo (A minor) gical end
You can see (B major) why
I like bald -headed men
She (E minor) said it before, she'll (A minor) say it again (B major)
I like bald (E minor) -headed men
Everybody knows it's (A minor) testosterone
That turns a (B major) bushy -haired man
into a chrome dome
But (E minor) testosterone is what
makes (A minor) a man a man
The (E minor) (B major) more that he's got,
the more that he can
Do (E minor) the things that make
the women (A minor) go, oi!
I'll take a bald (B major) -headed man
over a big -haired boy
Big (E minor) -haired boys make very (A minor) good friends
But they can (B major) not compare
to bald -headed men
She's (E minor) said it before, she'll say it (A minor) again (B major)
I like bald (G major) -headed (C major) men
(F major) Why would you waste your money
Joining that (E major) hair club for guys?
Tell me why, tell me (F major) why
Or would you cover your
manly badge of thunder
with (E major) such a fair disguise?
Or (F major) would you blow your money
on Rogaine (E major) and Minoxidil?
When (F major) all they can guarantee
(F sharp major) are years and years (G major) of
pharmacy bill (B major) s?
Please don't do it! (E minor)
(E major) Yes, (E minor) we believe the (A minor) hair
replacement industry (G major) for (C major) men
is like the cosmetic industry for (A minor) women.
(G major) A (A minor) giant (E minor) black hole
that will just (G major) suck your money away
for the rest of your (C major) lives!
(E minor) Please don't do it! matter how you fight it,
time (A minor) marches on.
(E minor) Some (B major) new things appear,
some old things are gone.
(E minor) Let them go, it's a (A minor) natural thing.
Like a leaf (B major) off a tree, like a bird on a wing.
Try look (E minor) ing in your mirror
from a (A minor) whole different place. (E minor)
You're (B major) not losing hair,
you're gaining face.
Be (E minor) con fident, be cool.
It (A minor) won't be long when (E minor) you are proud
(B major) to be one of the bald -headed men.
She (E minor) said it before,
she'll (A minor) say it again. I love (B major) bald (E minor) -headed men
John (C major) Malkovich
Love (A minor) (G major) him
The (E minor) guy on Star Trek
The Next (C major) Generation
Love (G major) (A minor) (G major) him Michael (E minor) (G major) (A minor) Jord (E minor) an (C major)
Love (G major) him (E minor) Tom (G major) Paxton
(C major) (A minor) (G major) (E minor) (G major) (E minor) El (G major) (A minor) len
(C major) Brady,
Burt (G major) (A minor) (G major) (E minor) (G major) Reyn
(C major) olds, (B major) (A minor) (B major) (E minor)
Yul (G major) (C major) Brynner, (G major) (E minor)
(G major)
Kelly (C major) Savalas,
(G major) Who loves you, baby?
Outro 1
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Bald Headed Men
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