Bald Headed Men chords by 
Four Bitchin' Babes 
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Key: F# minor•
Verse 1
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Hi girls! Hi Chris!
Hey, you know, I've been thinking.
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There's some things about men
that I really love,
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but there's some things I don't like at all.
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Do you think we could discuss this?
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Oh, yeah, sure, yeah.
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Al right.
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I don't like men who exaggerate
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about the places they've been,
about the money they make.
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I like a man who's
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hon est and true,
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who can look you in the eye
when he talks to you.
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I like men who accept who they are
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Not everybody can look like a movie star
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If you can follow this thought
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to its lo gical end
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You can see why
I like bald -headed men
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She said it before, she'll say it again
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I like bald -headed men
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Everybody knows it's testosterone
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That turns a bushy -haired man
into a chrome dome
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But testosterone is what
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makes a man a man
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The more that he's got,
the more that he can
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Do the things that make
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the women go, oi!
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I'll take a bald -headed man
over a big -haired boy
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Big -haired boys make very good friends
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But they can not compare
to bald -headed men
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She's said it before, she'll say it again
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I like bald -headed men
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Why would you waste your money
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Joining that hair club for guys?
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Tell me why, tell me why
Or would you cover your
manly badge of thunder
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with such a fair disguise?
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Or would you blow your money
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on Ro gaine and Minoxidil?
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When all they can guaran tee
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are years and years of
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pharmacy bill s?
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Please don't do it!
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Yes, we believe the hair
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replacement in dustry for men
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is like the cosmetic industry for women.
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A giant black hole
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that will just suck your money away
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for the rest of your lives!
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Please don't do it! matter how you fight it,
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time marches on.
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Some new things appear,
some old things are gone.
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Let them go, it's a natural thing.
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Like a leaf off a tree, like a bird on a wing.
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Try look ing in your mirror
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from a whole different place.
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You're not losing hair,
you're gaining face.
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Be con fident, be cool.
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It won't be long when you are proud
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to be one of the bald -headed men.
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She said it before,
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she'll say it again. I love bald -headed men
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John Malkovich
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Love him
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The guy on Star Trek
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The Next Generation
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A
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Love him Michael Jord an
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Love him Tom Paxton
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El len
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Brady,
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Burt Reyn
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olds,
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Yul Brynner ,
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Kelly Savalas,
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Who loves you, baby?
Outro 1
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