Bald Headed Hoes

Bald Headed Hoes easy guitar chords by Willie D

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  • Verse 1
    (talking) 

    Haha, y'all 
    thought 
    this 
    was 

    Dragnet 
    didn't 
    you 

    Wrong 
    answer 
    again 

    This 
    song 
    is 
    for all 
    the 
    muther

    fuckin chicken 
    head 
    bitches 

    And 
    we kept 
    the 
    mutherfuck

    in names 
    the same 

    Cause 
    we 
    think 
    being 
    a bald 
    head 
    bitch 

    is 
    a god 
    damn 
    shame 

    Interlude 1

    Verse 2
    [Verse 1] 
    What the fuck 

    is 
    goin 
    on 

    in this 
    god 
    damn 
    world 

    What 
    are 
    you 
    bitch 
    boy 
    or a 
    girl? 

    can't 
    tell 
    cause 
    your 
    shit 

    on the 
    sides 
    is 
    gone 

    You remind 
    me 
    of that 
    monkey 

    lookin 
    bitch 
    Grace 
    Jones 

    Fucked 
    up 
    is how 
    you 
    look 
    to Willie 

    just 
    gotta 
    have 
    bitch 
    that has 

    more 
    hair 
    than me 

    Some 
    try 
    to cover 
    up 
    by 

    weavin 
    it through 

    You ain't 
    foolin 
    nobody 

    Verse 3
    We know 
    your 
    bald 
    headed 
    too 

    Chorus: 

    Bald 
    Head 
    Hoes 

    Whatcha 
    see 
    D, 
    w- 
    w- 
    w- 
    whatcha 
    see 

    I see 
    some 
    bald 
    headed 
    hoes 

    Bald 
    Head 
    Hoes 

    Whatcha 
    see 
    D, 
    w- 
    w- 
    w- 
    whatcha 
    see 

    see 
    some 
    bald 
    headed 
    hoes 

    Verse 4

    [Verse 2] 

    There 
    should 
    be 
    a crime 

    against 
    bald 
    head 
    hoes 

    Why 
    they want 
    to be 
    bald 

    Nobody 
    knows 

    Being 
    bald 
    makes a 
    gal 
    look 
    like 
    a beast 

    Stupid 
    ass 
    hoes 
    ain't ya 
    heard 
    of grease 

    Hell 
    naw 

    Cause 
    if you 
    did 
    you'd have some 

    up there 

    Like your 
    pussy 
    you gotta 

    give it 
    proper 
    care 

    Every 
    time I 
    look around 

    see a damn 
    disgrace 

    Motherfucking 
    wig 
    pieces 

    all 
    over 
    the place 

    Its from 
    them Bald 
    head hoes 

    They just 
    so 
    damn mean 

    The 
    meanest 
    ass 
    hoes 
    ever 
    seen 

    Ain't 
    got no 
    hair 
    so they act 

    crude 

    And want to 
    go and 
    pick a fight 
    with 

    the girls 
    who do 

    Am I right? (you right) 

    Hell 
    yeah I'm 
    right 

    I've seen 
    this shit 
    night 
    after 
    night 

    Instead of 
    wear
    in 
    other peoples 

    hair you dumbass 
    bitch 

    You need to 
    buy some 
    dog 
    mane and 

    grow you 
    own damn 
    shit 

    Interlude 2
    Chorus 


    Verse 5
    [Verse 3] 
    Now I 

    just 
    can't 
    go 
    with a 

    bald 
    head hoe 

    You ain't 
    gotta 
    ask 
    why for 

    me to tell 
    you 
    so 

    If I 
    can't 
    run through 
    her 

    hair 
    with my 
    hand 

    Somehow 
    it 
    seems 
    like I 

    be fucking 
    a man 

    So stay 
    away you 
    bold 
    hickies 

    I know you 
    out there 

    Talkin 
    to 
    you hoes 
    who ain't got 
    no 
    hair 

    Your 
    sister 
    bald 
    Zanny 

    Your mamma 
    bald 
    Eddie 

    I bet 
    you even 
    got a 
    bald 

    headed 
    ass 
    granny 

    Interlude 3
    Chorus 


    Verse 6
    (talking) 

    Now this 
    is how you 
    spot 
    a bald 

    headed 
    hoe 

    [Verse 4] 

    Hair 
    spots 
    on 
    a hot sunny 
    day 

    Too many 
    gaps 
    in the scalp 

    is 
    a dead 
    giveaway 

    I saw no 
    hair Clair 

    Yesterday 
    on 
    the cut 

    Today 
    saw the 
    girl her 
    hair was 

    down 
    to her butt 

    I hope that 
    she now, 

    that I know 
    it ain't 
    real 

    But I won't 
    squeal 
    not 
    even 
    on 
    Andrea 

    Kim, 
    Shawn 
    or 
    Merylinn 

    Nor 
    Tamika and Rika 
    the 
    famous 

    bald head 
    twins 

    Something 
    must be 
    done 

    About 
    these 
    citizens 

    You ask 

    what will 
    I do 
    to 
    support 

    my fellow 
    man? 

    I'm proposing 
    a bill 

    To 
    capital 
    hill 

    To 
    kill 
    all 
    bald 
    headed 
    women 
    at will 

    Chorus X2 

    Outro 1





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