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Bald Headed Hoes chords by 
Willie D
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Verse 1
Am
E
(talking)
A
Haha, y'all thought this was
Am
E
Eb
Dragnet didn't you
Wrong answer again
F
E
This song is for all the muther
fuckin chicken head bitches
Am
E
And we kept the mutherfuck
Eb
in names the same
Cause we think being a bald head bitch
E
is a god damn shame
Interlude 1
E
Verse 2
E
[Verse 1] What the fuck
is goin on
in this god damn world
What are you bitch a boy or a girl?
I can't tell cause your shit
on the sides is gone
You remind me of that monkey
lookin bitch Grace Jones
Fucked up is how you look to Willie D
I just gotta have a bitch that has
more hair than me
Some try to cover up by
weavin it through
You ain't foolin nobody
Verse 3
We know your bald headed too
E
Chorus:
Bald Head Hoes
Whatcha see D, w- w- w- whatcha see D
I see some bald headed hoes
F
E
F
E
Bald Head Hoes
Whatcha see D, w- w- w- whatcha see D
I see some bald headed hoes
Verse 4
E
[Verse 2]
There should be a crime
against bald head hoes
Why they want to be bald
Nobody knows
Being bald makes a gal look like a beast
Stupid ass hoes ain't ya heard of grease
Hell naw
Cause if you did you'd have some
up there
Like your pussy you gotta
give it proper care
Every time I look around I
see a damn disgrace
Motherfucking wig pieces
all over the place
Its from them Bald head hoes
F
They just so damn mean
E
The meanest ass hoes I ever seen
Ain't got no hair so they act
crude
And want to go and pick a fight with
the girls who do
Am I right? (you right)
Hell yeah I'm right
I've seen this shit night after night
F
E
Instead of wearin other peoples
hair you dumbass bitch
You need to buy some dog mane and
grow you own damn shit
Interlude 2
Chorus
E
Verse 5
E
[Verse 3] Now I
just can't go with a
bald head hoe
You ain't gotta ask why for
me to tell you so
If I can't run through her
hair with my hand
Somehow it seems like I
be fucking a man
So stay away you bold hickies
I know you out there
Talkin to you hoes who ain't got no hair
Your sister bald Zanny
Your mamma bald Eddie
I bet you even got a bald
headed ass granny
Interlude 3
Chorus
E
Verse 6
E
(talking)
Now this is how you spot a bald
headed hoe
[Verse 4]
Hair spots on a hot sunny day
Too many gaps in the scalp
is a dead giveaway
I saw no hair Clair
Yesterday on the cut
Today I saw the girl her hair was
down to her butt
I hope that she now,
that I know it ain't real
But I won't squeal not even on Andrea
Kim, Shawn or Merylinn
Nor Tamika and Rika the famous
bald head twins
Something must be done
About these citizens
You ask
what will I do to support
my fellow man?
I'm proposing a bill
To capital hill
E
To kill all bald headed women at will
E
Chorus X2
Outro 1
E
E
E
E
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