It's rumored that I'm crazy, totally insane
I'm at the top of my game
Every little angel thinks she's my salvation
If I could live up to her expectations
I'd try real hard, give it all I got
I ain't no counterfeit cop,
Livin' a legend in my own mind
I could apply for a social education
But that wouldn't be good
Now there ain't much hope
Who's prone to fight at the drop of a hat
A late -night dance floor infatuation
Is subject to a boyfriend's
Well, one word short of going to war
I'd either kick his ass or beat him to a door
I ain't no counterfeit cop
Living a legend in my own mind
and give up my medication
But that wouldn't be good
I don't mean to be a bad boy or be unkind
Or beat my head on the bottom line
Now settling down, that's a consideration
and give up my medication
But that wouldn't be good
I'm a circumstantial victim of temptation
And that's real good for my bad reputation