Arm Your Private Lear Jet chords by Nashville Session Players

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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If it's true the
Second Amendment
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Guarantees unlimited arms
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Why not build a chemical factory
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Inside your neighbor's barn?
Be first in your neighborhood
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To command a Sherman tank
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Down to school, drop the kids off,
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or head into the bank
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Arm your pilot, Learjet,
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and bomb the NRA
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If they can have machine guns,
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we can have napalm spray
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Upgrade your TV satellite
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with a laser up in space
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And blast Old Smith and Wesson
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right out of the human race
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Tom Jefferson owned a cannon,
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the big weapon of his day
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Here in the 21st century,
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would he support the NRA?
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Or would he call them cowards
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for taking on just guns?
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Instead of fighting for the right to
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bear unlimited nuclear arms
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You know life can be a bummer,
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protecting our gas -slurping hummers
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With the NRA
limiting our rights
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to being merely machine gunners
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Arm your pilot, Learjet,
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and bomb the NRA
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If they can have machine guns,
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D 
we can have napalm spray
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Upgrade your TV satellite
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with a laser up in space
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And blast old Smith and Wesson
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right out
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Of the human race
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Better stockpile a zillion weapons
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for protection on the street
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When Con gress kills the
same gun bills,
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there'll be no cops left on the beat
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So arm your private Learjet
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and bomb the NRA
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They can have machine guns,
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D 
we can have napalm spray
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Upgrade your TV satellite
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with a laser up in space
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And blast Old Smith and Wesson
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right out of the human race
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Send Brady Bill ignoring maniacs
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straight to the federal pen
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Where they can all band
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over and over and over and over
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and over and over again
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