Are You Ready To Rapture? chords by Andy Shernoff

  • C#

    4
  • G#m

    4
  • B

    2
  • F#

    2
  • D#m

    6
  • G#

    4
  • Bbm

  • Gb

    2
  • Ab

    4
  • Db

    4
  • Abm

    4
Intro 1
C#
G#m
B
F#
C#
G#m
B
F#
Verse 1
C#
The sky is pouring,
G#m
as the light shines through
B
Guess who's back?
F#
It's the zom bie Jew
C#
He's really pissed at the
G#m
unmarried fornicators
B
The stem cell crusaders
F#
C#
G#m
B
F#
and the butthole invaders
C#
So the towers fell,
G#m
and the earth did quake
B
Just a little taste of his vengeance
F#
America, prepare for your fate
C#
Cause when the trumpets sound,
you will astound
G#m
Watch the rivers turn to blood
B
The sinners cry, the dead will rise
F#
Judgment day has come
D#m
G#
Are you ready to rapture
D#m
G#
The Savior that you spurned?
D#m
B
F#
Love you forever
G#
But the unbelievers must burn
When the zombie Jew
C#
G#m
B
F#
returns
C#
The Jew ish zombie
G#m
had a vir gin for a mommy
B
He's so confused, life's a mess
F#
When you got two daddies
and you think you're blessed
C#
So he died for your sins,
came back for your brains
G#m
Guilt trip until we're all insane
B
He needs your money,
he reads your mind
F#
From his theme park in the sky
D#m
G#
Are you ready to rapture?
D#m
G#
Our savior has returned
D#m
B
He loves you forever
F#
G#
But the unbelievers must burn
Bbm
Gb
Ab
When the zombie Jew returns
Bbm
Gb
Ab
Bbm
Gb
Db
Ab
C#
The Antichrist will come as
Abm
a man of peace
B
He could be the president
F#
With a microchip implanted by the beast
C#
He's gonna tempt and tease ya
G#m
Use evolution to deceive ya
B
And when the final battle comes
F#
Will you be a chosen one?
D#m
G#
Are you ready to rapture?
D#m
G#
On a white horse you will ride
D#m
B
F#
Revenge will be so sweet
G#
When all the heathen burn
And the zombie Jew return
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