I got amnesia this morning, I got hit on the head. I woke up today in a hospital bed. I can't remember my name,
but one thing is clear, I must have insurance or they'd not keep me here.
So maybe I'm rich, maybe in debt a lot
But if they come to collect,
I got amnesia this morning,
I woke up today in a hospital bed
Well, are my friends all hip?
Do they play tenor sax, or belt their pants at their armpits,
and wear plastic pen packs?
Do I have honest work, or lead a life of crime,
or please shoot me dead if I'm a lawyer or
I got amnesia this morning,
I woke up today in a hospital bed
Now it is my religion, I hope I'm a
Jewish, cause I look down and check
I got amnesia this morning,
I woke up today in a hospital bed